Sounds like Spring Fever

Where did you expect him to slap her?

With a syringe?

What the something has happened after the smack remained a mystery?

No, the mystery is: why, with what, and which cheek. Somebody call Sherlock Holmes!

Red hand prints on a cheek are very fashionable this summer

And which cheeks would those be

Where do you find such friends

Suddenly, things with the Scooby-Doo gang just got weird.

“Workin’ on mysteries without any clues, ain’t it funny how the night moves.”

Nothing like a smack on the ass to get things started. The mystery is what happens next.

Is this shirt from the new Chris Brown fashion collection?

Watson! She was slapped on the backside by an Australian.

How do you know Holmes?

Elementary my dear Watson. One of the finger marks has Vegemite on it, and there is a crushed TimTam on in the hallway

Q. How do you know you’re in love?

A. When she slaps you on the bum, and says: “You’re in love.

The only logical explanation is this T-shirt

A mystery? Wait… don’t tell me… the butler did it!

The slap is only part of it.

I wear spurs as well.

Una mujer caballo blanco. 😉

So solly. Lady have Zacchary’s Disease.

Head zacchary like bum.

Worst date ever.

The mystery is where she buried his body.

Best date ever.

slapped or kissed? which cheeks?

It’s going to take a while for the cops to crack this case

And then she knocked the punctuation clean out of him.

Well, she can’t say he never gives her anything.

Jinkies!

Yeah. She slapped him back.

With a DVO.

Which cheek?

Turn the other cheek

And then he died.Mystery solved.