Tasty as tasting!

Won’t chew try some today?

Warning: may contain Wookie.

It chews really good

– Waiter, I said chewy, not Chevy!

You would fall in love with new but unique taste of gopchang, but only if you like fried intestines.

What a unique tasting smell.

Intestinely good smell

– Mommy? What’s that chewing?

Nice going Chewy, always thinking with your stomach….

Mouth-watering = Urine soup
Chewy as chewing = Almost the same
New but unique = Paris Hilton
Falling in love = Not necessarily
Gopchang = ”Umm … Waitress?”

So…chewy, leeky intestines. Yum!

LEEKS!!

Ah I see.

Harry Secombe is Chef.

Southern Chineseee glits, you all.

@72rd. And nothing makes you as hungry, as hunger.

Gopchang? – Chitterlings. (My first guess was close)
Aha!
If you serve it with enough Chilli and Rice Wine, you will never notice.

Advice for dining – drink at least a litre of Rice Wine first.

Crunchy as crunching! Slimy as sliming! We guarantee you won’t hate our guts!

WAITER! What is Gopchang.

Tell me the truth now, don’t give me any tripe.

Chewbacca approves of this message.

The three stooges of Chinese cuisine = Chewy- gooey -spewy

My mouth is watering, my eyes are leeking and my new butt tastes of chewy ass chewing

tastes like tasting

Says Mr. A Nonny-Mouse, “I tried the new, unique smell and taste of chewy chewing and I was Gobsmacked !”

From ‘Mouthman Prophecies’

Confusy as confusing!

Damn unique taste of Gopchang! Preventing me from falling in love with
the new!

You would fall in love if only you weren’t still chewing the chewy as chewing.

– Take the chew
– Fall into watering carefully