Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

Socialist elf management is easy, all one needs is the one ring to rule them all.

I’m a middle earth management trainee, looking for top-elf opportunities.

More like a Schrödinger’s Case

Elvish is in the building.

They discourage elf-abuse.

The Yugoslav elf are anti-socialists. We must Ring them in or annihilate them.– Sauron

Beware of those with hairy feet

It’s just a rehearsal. The real thing will reveal The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’ – Transilvanian Case, introducing Vlad in the Shrubberies.

Elf management is useful when you’re short-staffed.

Do they even know what they’re Tolkien about?

We have always been at war with the Island of Misfit Toys.

Ash nazg Revolution, ash nazg Proletariat,
ash nazg People’s agh burzum-Das Kapital.

Gandalf the Gray, meet Elrond the Red.

ACHTUNG: Nicht suitable für Children unter Elf

Hi ! Buddy the Elf here ! What’s your favorite political system?

Rehearsal Act I — A Yugo in every pot!

If you find yourself inside a Yugoslav case, you’ve been Shanghaied.

Elf yours, elf!

ELF POWER! Think you can beat us down and “manage” us? You’ll be sorry when the Red King comes…

Obviously, an ‘S’ fell off. They mean: ‘SOCIALISTS ELF-MANAGEMENT’!

And after Keebler was taken over by the state, the Fudge Stripes were never the same.

These elves are Balkan up the wrong tree.

Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

I knew Santa was Marxist…

Tell them the light should not be on themselves alone

Almost certainly “self-management”.

Greetings comrade, our names are Сиап, Кяаскле, and Поп. Enjoy cereal. And, as always, have nice day.

Hei…Hi!

My name is Mr. McGoering – from the Bell and Compasses, ja? So, I am not a racialist! But, und this is a big but, I’m für a National Bocialist! Party! Zo… umm, I vote for Mr. Hilter und, I’m a little bit mental. And …

I … THINK … HE’S … GOT … BEAUTIFUL LEGS!!!

Arms for Afghanistan – Legs for Tito.

Presented by Mrs. Santa.

@Sparky Isn’t that Mary Christmas?

I thought the elves were the Petit Bourgeoisie not little Socialists.

For the Ninth Shanghai Biennale, we will publicly harvest the organs of several executed prisoners, and auction them to the highest bidder.

Get your Bidders Number at the counter, prior to the execution.

The Keebler motto:
From each according to their fudge creams, to those according to their cookie needs.

@NNed. For the expats. Sign on a shop in Niugini.

TIMTAMS AND VEGEMITE SOLD HERE. 😮

Yugoslavia: China’s North Pole

i’m an ewok and i find this racist

Better keep that to themelves.

I’m from (ex) Yugoslavia, I met Josip Broz Tito and Jovanka personally, but I know nothing about The 8th Shanghai Biennale. How could this be?

@72rd The usual. Eine grosse scheisse.

It’s just a rehearsal. So just be your elf.

Guess people didn’t get my Elephant 6 band reference. Elf Power — When The Red King Comes. Google it.

…I don’t know enough about the country I was born in, it seems.

Seventy2rd, I don’t know anything about it either.

Socialism in one leprecountry.

Guess like Christmas will be never the same again.

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