Glutton

100% Glutton

Made in Chicago, Japan

Every Fast Food outlet looks like DesMoines. Even if it serves sushi with maple syrup.

Gluttony is formed by mixing a Canadian with Japanese in Chicago, California.

Glutton=wolverine=inhabitant of Michigan? The distances are in the ballpark.

Chicago, Canada
California, Japan

Hey Shirt! Can I help you?

I prefer lamb.

Gluttony is the main state in the USA.

I am not fat.

I am vertically challenged. If I were 13′ 6″ tall, I would be just the right weight.

I guess Japan moved to Canada to get closer to some of their target markets.

Eating your way down Rout 66 tour shirt.

Yo momma is so fat that her right buttock can be seen from Canada and her left one from Japan!

oh i get it, the shirt’s not incorrect geographically at all; it’s just a shirt you wear to keg parties when you’re upside down!

Does it come in 6XL ?

Glutton for punishment. Where am I?

For those directions to be anywhere near correct, you would have to be going down.

Shirt available in several flavours.

Excuse me, do you have this shirt in glutton free?

Yo momma such a glutton, she got to iron her t-shirt on the driveway…

The Canadian and Japanese flags are actual size.

No time to moose

Japanada, the land of deer and sushi

Well piggy me

Is there a glutton-free alternative?

It should be spelled “favourite”.

@72rd Did you say Jacaranda? The land of Mork and dunnies.

Looking at a United States map, 1490 miles from California and 749 miles from Chicago would be somewhere in northeastern Kansas or southeastern Nebraska.

@Ophelia Ha that’s where i live