Not only you are it follow this!

After receiving this final notice, I am so moved by the Engrish and anguish.

The notice is very apt.

Listen carefully. The paper is speaking.

Do what you’re told or you’ll be the animal excrement

Not nice people live here

Apartment 801 ROCKS!

We shall say this only once

Pat of cow and spoor of deer.
I think I’ll leave some droppings here.
Scat of cat and horse manure,
I’ll turn Hanshin Apt into a sewer.

We know where you live.

♩ ♪
Making noise, drinking, and dancing till midnight
Spreading out trash over public places,
Leaving animal’s droppings over the place,
These are a few of my favorite things …♫ ♬

I think, therefore is not only I am

5. Please pay the living room before dying

So many neighbors! It must mean something!

♪ ♫ Before we accuse you
Take a look at yourself. ♪ ♫

WARNING: Homey Sweet Homey

Well you know what this means, TOGA PARTY!

OK. After midnight, all hell breaks loose.

Do not make a noise, drinking, dancing until midnight….

But at 12:01, you can PARTY like it’s 1999!!!

As seen in ‘Lessee Don’t Come Home’

If you don’t pay management fee, all your base are now belong back to us.

No gas either?

How the hell am I expected to kill myself then?

I shall go to Hanshin Apt 2.

Rafferty is the manager there, and he makes the rules.

I didn’t leave the Dog-poo in a public place.
When you weren’t looking, I stuck it in your fridge.

Whatever you do – don’t eat the “grilled beef sausage” on the bottom shelf

Let’s party after midnight together.

You’ll pay for your crimes, you foolish chicken ravagers!!

Okay, just because something *should* happen (the note: “YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSED…”), doesn’t mean that it necessarily WILL happen…
@Frank Burns: toGA! toGA! toGA!
@Dervrak: That’s a princely thing to say…!

My cat can’t help it — it’s those damned udon noodles.

You’re right, @Greenbird. I’m going to wait until I get something worded more clearly. I’m thinking of suing management over this frivolous and vexatious note. And I’ll make sure my cat is properly management-trained.

@FB. Isn’t that, when you are expected to get your Toga in a tangle.

To find out if gas is on.

1. Turn on gas oven.
2. Put head inside.
3. Light match.
4. If you feel OK, there is no gas.

Dear Manager.

With all those bastards screaming, dancing, and yelling from midnight onwards, and all these incomprehensible rules.

I’ll gladly leave your f——g Apartment Building.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crutch.

Tenant – apartment #1

Hanshin Apartment #1 contains 48 apartments.

Is it like a Tardis, sorta?

Don’t spread out trashes. Instead keep the trashes all bundled together before you toss them on the lawn.

Living room 801 Disco Club:

– Open from 12:00 pm to 10:00 am
– Is a pubic place, aloud music
– No entrance pee
– Bring artillery, friends and animal’s excrements

PS: Listen carefully, we got the power!

not a caption; This seems a pretty decent attempt at english from a non native speaker. Shame on you for taking the piss

Yeah, it’s perfectly understandable. It’s also blunt and to the point. I don’t think you want to mess with these landlords, or you’ll have your butt out on the pavement, pronto.

@Mark:
*insert picture of squinting Fry*
Not sure if trolling or completely missing the point of Engrish.com.

To be honest, it’s not that funny, or up to the usual standards of Engrish.com.

Where the humour is “public” you tend to assume they’ve gone to some lengths to check the meaning, but this just looks like someone writing a notice to a crap tenant.

And “accused” quite an easy mistake to make for a non English speaker, as I imagine he just translated the Japanese verb (問う?) and chose one of the available words (I assume he meant to say “charged”).

Remember, Cinderella: you may dance, drink and make a noise until midnight, but when the clock strikes twelve, your gown will turn back into trashes and your coach will become animal excrement once more.

Next I call porice, Miss Gorightry!

A. Clearly there is, yet not only, me!
2. I do will pay the management fees until May 28! Do I also has to pay poil-sale Insurapoo doos?
D. I will do what I supposed to do for public!

@Seventy2rd:

Your name is the 1th thing we notice about you. Take as compliment that
I as am speaking from I selves! moo chess Grassy az.

@ Greenbird: It thanx and , I are welcome!

Not that we’ll actually DO anything, we’ll just tell you what SHOULD happen.

I’m not living room!