Super fine interesting!

I need to return this thing; it takes but never gives back. I’ve already lost four marbles..

Perfect for a novel.

Take out an Intake Box

@Stopchicks: I know what you mean. I lost most of my marbles just reading the label!

My dear Friends,

I don’t like you, but I am happy to returning box. It was so wonderfully peaceful perfect great, the variety. though; the small little things including fell out, the outtake, and my wife the children walked on it and fell onto the floor. Since when are they bad decorate in daily life? I thing again, I am of good decorate.

Assistant

All the text on this label came from the outtake box.

Do you intake the fish or the knitting needles.

I badly need to reduce my paperclip intake. It hurts when they come out again.

Anticipation is a choice.

I chose to anticipate to consider to think about evaluating the possibility of probably not paying attention to this intake box.

Home of Good Decorate? Sorry, this is the Home of Random Clutter.

Can I have a Bentool Box instead?

I have so much stuff to store that this would soon become an exhaust box.

Great! My hovercraft is full of eels.

Finally, a manufacturer who thinks outside the box!

“Choose to anticipate to pay attention to”.
English class would have been a good place to start.

I always to place a thing again of good assistant, but I to place a thing never of bad assistant.

I tried to place a thing of good assistant. The good assistant told me never to do it again.

To BE or not to BE you?
That is the placing of things of good assistant.

You can’t improve on perfection.

If you choose to anticipate to pay attention to this, I think you’ll find you can place a thing again of good assistant. OK?

@Big Fat Cat: No, you may not have my tool box. Then I’d have to replace it with one of these crazy things.

@Big Fat Cat: And yes, I did get your original pun. I’m not completely out to lunch.

Did you come here to fish or to BE confusing?

That sounds like a start of a poem:

Since is your daily life
At home of good dec’rate
Be you to place a thing
Again of good assistant…

I’d like to see how the poem continues. The lines “Chose to anticipate/To pay attention to” looks like something from the same poem, but the other lines don’t fit.

Choose*

INTAKE BOX.

Strange. I thought all of them were. 😡

Well shiitake!

They come already filled with random junk. Saves you the trouble of collecting your own.

BE you able to anticipate the engrish to get the placing of things.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Give a man tackle box full of paper clips and plastic beads and he’ll probably starve.

RIP Paul Walker’s english; the fast and the furious series will now never make sense again

So is it a vacuum cleaner?

INTAKE BOX hungry. BE you the food!

Finally, some pica awareness!