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Better than oats let me tell you.
The recovery or the corn
It was displeased because it used FAT format
FIGHT FOR CORN!
The corn wasn’t displeased, it was fresh-piqued.
The corn can get out of control and end up in jail when it’s displeased. It’s a cereal offender.
T-shirt for those who participate in the DispleasedCorn Anonymous program.
Finally someone thinks about the displeased corn.
Does this remind anyone else of Creedence Clearwater revival?
It would not displease my corns if you would just let me lie here in the sun barefoot. Thanks.
Genetically Modified and not the least bit happy about it.
“Sown into a field I did not choose.”
There will be no recovery from Eggplant Armageddon.
You’d be displeased, too, if you were surrounded by sh*t. However, I’m going to leave the happiness of recovery to someone else.
Aw, shucks!
Why is that guy walking funny?
A shirt for those who are Outstanding In Their Field.
I think that slogan was COBalled together.
I don’t know what it means, but it would be a good title for an anime series.
Organic brings happy!
A quick look into next season’s fashionable T-shirt collection:
MISPLACED PORN DISCOVERY
Meat with such beautiful
– Now pop, corn.
I didn’t know our Parliament was ill.
Wait till the catcher in the rye hears of this.
Misplaced Porn??
I think I just sent the DVD I made with my wife, instead of my resume’.
The corn is displeased? Aw, shucks!
GOOD GOD ELLET MAY!!!
I said schuck s-c-h-u-c-k the corn!
:ELLEY:. Ach. Es macht nichts. STET.
@Lollerskate.
And the fifth happy brings limpness.
Put on your gloves, gentlemen; this is now a corn recovery mission.
This is just too corny.
Is this the kind of shirt Nebraska fans wear?
Is it corn recovering in your pocket or are you meeting with much happiness?
It’s not that it’s mad at its Children of the Corn,
it’s just so disappointed in them.
Unamaized.
Looks like somebody wants to have the corn back on their soles . . .
The corn doesn’t want to ear your excuses, it is not amused.
We have the perfect jacket for that shirt. http://adult.engrish.com/2009/06/05/backwoods-gear/#comments.
So that’s where all the corn Jimmy cracked went.
Recovery from what? poop?
The Children of the Corn are selling T-shirts!
MORE SCORNFLAKES PLEASE!!
One word: Monsanto.