Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

So no pissing and sh*tting here then.

Because the plants don’t like it

Hey, no sh!t?

Corks are available from the tour guide.

Benxi river cave was formed by the erosion of soil from urine. To prevent further deterioration, please don’t urinate here.

Also, do not breathe or consume nutrients.

I need one of these signs for my church.

… because this cave doesn’t flush.

I’ll pee then

Thank god for those portable toilet bowels

Yeah, there goes the frickin’ government takin’ away more of our constitutional freedoms!

“Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will relieve?”

John 11:40

For you do not enjoy the courteous reception of being God.

Is this a cave or a department store fitting room?

… ever!

No potto in the grotto.

No biggie, I’ll leave it in a bag.

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

Oops, didn’t see the sign. Sorry.

And no hullaballoo.

Are urinate for the fun or the money.

Not before you stop breathing and stop drinking.

I’ll drop a two-ton rose, then.

I’ll relieve myself wherever I want. Especially in school yards, but your beautiful cave will do.

Wait i don’t see incorrect English. Am I missing something?

This is clearly not a urine nation.

So, puking is okay then?