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I’ll never use a fork again…
My chopsticks split up a long time ago…
Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Chopsticks box found in China.
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Two intoxicated chopsticks can easily lead to unplanned toothpicks.
Never trust a woman who weighs half as these chopsticks.
Intoxicated and fascinated? You may think so, I couldn’t possibly comment.
Can’t we all just get intoxicated?
@Jellychop (who said:”Two intoxicated chopsticks can easily lead to unplanned toothpicks.”):
Not if they use birch control. 😉
Not if they use birch control.
[Andy Griffith voice:] “I’ll bet those chopsticks just LOOOVE them some duck!”
Chopstick Season!
Fork Season!
Chopstick Season!
Fork Season!
Fork Season!
Chopstick Season!
(BLAM!!!)
Can’t we?!? CAN’T WE!!?!?!?!
Get drunk make crazy chopstick duck love.
What are the chopsticks soaked in?
Does that mean that you pay for stuff with male ducks in China?