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What a screamer
He didn’t have to drill
Treatment is cheap but anesthetic is expensive!
Passing away available per request
WARNING: No Silence of the Clinic!
Looks like yellowing to me
Clients may park in the louding zone.
Dental Yell
♩♫♩
Last night a little dentist
Came yellin’ to my door…
In the midnight hour she cried ““no, no, no more””
With a dental yell she cried ““no, no, no more””
In the midnight hour, babe ““no, no, no more””
With a dental yell, ““no, no, no more””
no, no, no more ♩♫
No kidding?!
Here, you have no choice between enjoying or enduring the treatment. Enduring it is!
Wailing also allowed, but no gnashing of teeth.
DENTAL CLINIC!!
Ask for Dr. Ice Cream and his assistant, Yello Kitty
Shout it out loud! I’m a dentist and proud!
Quiet is for those anti-dentites.
They’ve really got a nerve!
– Okay, now open your mouth.
– AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hello, I am Dr OUCHi and I am your yelling dentist today!
OH GOD, I’M A DENTAL CLINICCCCCCCCCC
Recommended for dental patients with whiting teeth
They couldn’t afford an x-ray machine so they judge the size of the cavities by the echo.
Is it safe?
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING.
“Are you a painless dentist?”
‘Yeah mate. I don’t feel a thing.’
If you think the treatment hurts, wait till you get the bill.
I guess that’s one way to get your message across…
YOU HAVE A CAVITY!
i’m sorry
BRUSH TWICE A DAY!
o.k.
LEARN HOW TO FLOSS BETTER!
i will
USE A FLUORIDE RINSE!
i swear
ONLY YOU CAN STOP TOOTH DECAY!
*sob*
Dentistry is interesting.
Where else would you pay someone royally to torture for a hour or so?
If you are that masochistic, go to Columbia. They will do it gratis – and for many days as a bonus.
@A Non Y Mouse.
The vasectomy clinic is three doors down sir.
“Are you an Anaesthetist?”
‘No. I believe in God.”
This is an American invention.
Speak into the tooth.
Only the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Im totum veritas……Marum (Die schachspielen Katze)
Brian Blessed, DDS?
They step on your feet, and quickly pull the tooth while you’re yelling in pain.
HULK READY FOR PATIENT!
HULK SAD BECAUSE PATIENT NO USE FLOSS!
HULK SMASH PLAQUE!
Gilbert Gottfried, D.D.S.
The Taiwanese Hardcore Dentistry Club is not doing so well at the moment.
Oh I get it. it should be “Jewish and Gentiles” Clinic. Happy Holidays!
Is it safe?