Even Christmas is better with bacon!

Who’s Noel Angel

So pigs can fly

Must be something they smoke with

Noel Angel, Liam devil

Wherefore art thou, ELAIN?

On the bottom of the box, does it say:
Made of China?

CAUTION: Do not use forc to open

You would have to be fairly glazed to porc Noel Angel.

Sorry Noel. I was so drunk I thought you were Emmmelita

At Christmas, may the PORC be with you.

@72rd. Em orait wantok. I’ll use a knifc.

♫Can you her the Porc a calling,
Can you hear the Angel sing,
It’s the sound of the carols squalling,
It’s the same old Christmas thing♫

(Sorry Les Mis)

@ Marum: You need it to cut the right angels

Cutt5ing angels. Hahahha. Una angel sin bolas

Excuse # 22. Honestly dear. I was so glazed when I porced him/her, I thought it was you.

In western Qld the Porc may well eat you.

(Razorback anyone?)

@DNT The one I saw said: Made by an Australian.

Chris Angel’s overweight brother after more than a few too many rums.

Obviously this is a Christmas decoration, not Hannakah.

The figurines are called porc because the company didn’t know how to spell porceline… porcaline… porceliene? Arrgh!

I bet this ‘GLAZED PORC’ thing nust’ve been MADE IN CH.
Fortunately it was not abbreviated as ‘GLAZED PORN’ (!!)

Ugh! You people have bacon on the brain. This is obviously a ham.

I guess “PORC” is what they call china in China.
I’m afraid to ask what they call turkey in Turkey…

Wouldn’t a Noel Angel be an “Ange”?

They glazed a bacon statue of a Noel Gallagher Angel?!!

Hark! The Sizzled Bacon smells!

And the angel said, “Behold, I bring you tidings of bok choy.”