Doc called off sick again

Don’t worry there’s 144 of them

And vitriolic as well

– Doctor, my tooth is kidding!

Dental pecker caused this

Giving birth through the mouth?? Gross is only one of the words that comes to mind! 😯

– Doctor! I have a lip gross!

Fross and blush your teeth every day.

I’m pretty sure that isn’t how baby teeth happen.

Did I mention it’s gross?

Don’t go there, they’ll double gross you!

Dentists are often very depressed.

They’re down in the mouth every day.

Patient: “Doctor. I don’t know whether it is worse to have my teeth drilled or having a baby.”

Dentist: ‘Make up your mind then madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.’

What the heck is a “Silver Vitrail”?. 😮

An ardent young dentist named Lee,
Was plumbing a young lass’s cavity,
Said the lass; “Stop your plumbing,
For I hear someone coming.”
‘Ah yes.’ said the dentist ‘Tis me.’

Rip Gross thumbdowner, unhappy new year to you

Were you expecting a new tooth?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
“Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

How’s this for gross?:
A young man was about to get his checkup at the dentist’s when he admitted that he hadn’t brushed his teeth after breakfast before coming.
“That’s okay” the dentist said, “I took a dump in the bathroom before you came and didn’t wash my hands!”

(Good thing they wear rubber gloves, right?)

At my last visit to the doctor, during the examination she said
“you’re going to have to stop masturbating so much”
I said “but why?”
She said “Because I’m trying to examin you!”

@Marum: Vitrail is what the French call stained glass art. Oh, and Au is gold, not silver. I’d be interested to know how gold and stained glass go together; maybe gold leaf?

Ha ha. A common Germa last name, which means “large”.