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Did I mention how fantastic?
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Next to now you don’t peak
We made it all outselves
Schrödinger’s Peak
By the way, we always lie.
Hey, no Peking now!
Let’s headache
Seeing with your ears, now that would be really fantastic.
OK, now I believe it’ speak
@DNT. I don’t know mate. Our salesmen used to talk through their bums all the time.
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Seeing with your eyes, reading with your lips.
Hear no weevil; see no weevil; speak no weevil.
But if you don’t wevill.
Peek-a-Poo!
What if you believe in Braille?
Hmmm. My first serious girlfriend was an Asian lady. When I was seventeen
“Fantastic”, No matter how many times you say it, doesn’t even begin to the describe the peaks.
I bet it really sucks.
Smelling it with my nose, however . . . eeeeyuuuewww!
The birthplace of hype.
Well, our expectations are certainly mount’in.
Written by a Hyperpottamus
@DNT Yes. I prefer mountain women.
Now you see it, now you don’t.
Fantas-tastic!
Who ya gonna believe, me or you lying eyes?
I believe I don’t believe it.
Peak a boo boo.
And just wait til you hear the parking lot say “butter”!
I believe!!
Read my eyes, it is really fantastic
This is actually pretty good English! It’s just charmingly simple.
Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.
Blessed are the fantastic.
For they shall inherit the hyperbole.
Blessed are the meek.
For they shall inherit the Earth….If that’s OK with all you guys, that is.
Really that’s what the sign said?
I don’t believe your eyes.
Whoooh, Bro, this peak is so epic! It will literally blow your mind, no Bro like for real thoe. So F-ing epic Bro! I’m on so much acid.
At first I didn’t believe it, and then I did, but later I started to have doubts.
To believe or not to believe… That is the fantastic.
and your eyes… FANTASTIC!
You gotta see Now-I-Believe-It Park to beli…oh wait…