It has its ups and downs…

This elevator has 5 buttons.
Door open
Door close
#1
#2
Flush

Somethings go up while others go down

Go anywhere you like

I always go up to the top floor just to give me more time.
I don’t like being in the middle of my business when the doors open and I see a bunch of people standing there.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Clean up on Level 1 and 2, that’s a clean up on Level 1 and 2, thank you.

And you though a fart in an elevator was bad!

♫ Elevators and toilets this way! Walk this way!
…Excrete in an elevator! Wipin’ my bum when I’m goin’ down! ♫

You take the blue man – the story ends, you wake up in a toilet and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red woman – you stay in Wonderland and it will show you how deep the elevator-hole goes.

For emergency evacuation, please use the stairs.

Urinal rising and falling in front of the me

Toilet bowel movement?

One usually finds, that a runaway elevator is a sure fire cure for constipation.

I take my chances on the exploding stairs outside.

Flush twice, it’s a long way to the lobby.

Is it equipped with an elevator security camera?

That must be one hell of a slow elevator if it requires its own toilets.

“First floor number 1
Second floor number 2.
Third floor ladies’ lingerie.”

I guess the guy on top is bi since he goes both ways.

In case of stuck elevator, please use the designated men’s and women’s pee corners.

Elevated toilet is much preferred than elevator toilet

For people always on the go.

“Out of Order. Please Use Stairway Toilet.”

The women’s elevator has a couch in it.

And fair warning, there’s a bidet on the escalator.

In case you need to throw up, or throw down.

“Japanese says: ‘elevators and toilets this way’. ”

That may be the meaning, but there’s no “and”; it literally says “As for elevator toilet, this way.”

Toilet in the lift, or lift in the toilet?

At least it’s not a paternoster!

@Geiginni: Let us pray that it is not !

Where to go, where to go?

Foe people who need the toilet because they’re ‘coming down’ with something.

japan is so high-tech and innovative, it wouldn’t surprise me if they invented a motorized scooter with a fully operational toilet seat

No need to go to the toilet, it comes to you.

If you mind the smell, take the stairs.

I’ll take the upper elevator, please.

“Could you hold that door?”

“Trust me lady, you aren’t going to want to be in here in a second”

Actually, Japanese says “Elevator toilet this way”. No “and”.

Elevator Toilet: For an uplifting excretory experience.

I’m guessing it’s large and square.

a bathroom challenger has arrived !

For those who not need privacy, escalator toilet available as well.

Go when and where you “have to go”. XD

Hello, sir or madam!
Will you be going to Floor #1?
Or will you be going to Floor #2?

Going down! *flush*