I haven’t been feeling myself lately…

I haven’t been feeling myself lately…

posted on 18 Nov 2013 in Signs

I’ll let you know if I need a hand…

Photo courtesy of Will T.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Do it mutually

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I don’t know where you have been!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Is this a craft shop? That’s where I usually go to get felt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Your staff will touch my staff? That sounds fair.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Oh my god! He’s got a gun!
No, I am just pleased to see you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just staff yourself

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Generously tip.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Our staff will gladly give you a helping hand.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

Wow! You’re a hottie! But would you please put those knitting needles down before you start . . . you know . . . working on my problem?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Let’s all give a hand to our first customer!

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

While there’s plenty of porn online, there’s always something to be said for brick-and-mortar stores.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

They’re not very subtle about being a front for a bordello.

davonblr
davonblr
10 years ago

Full Service

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hot Staff
♪♪
Lookin’ for some hot staff, baby, this feelin’
I need some hot staff, baby, to touch
I want to touch staff, baby, this feelin’
I need hot staff, myself to touch

Gotta touch some hot staff
Gotta have to touch myself
Don’t touch hot staff, don’t touch yourself
Gotta ask hot staff

Thank you… ♪

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’m Wilson Phillips and I approve this message.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Must be a pet store.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

My name is Rick. I’ll be servicing you today,.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Ask the staff. They are old hands at this kind of job.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Just like the new Woody Allen movie.

Hey Honey I F—– the Kids.

coffeebot
10 years ago

The staff at Onan’s did not support self-service.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

If you want touchless service, ask the owner. He can blow dry you in seconds.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If you a near the air-conditioning plant, watch out for the big blower.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

We had a burglar in last week. He had had a vasectomy, and had become a safe-blower.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

PROTIP: Thank them after the act, too. No one wants to feel dirty afterwards.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Our staff takes a hands-on approach to customer service.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

We can not speak English but we can feel you!!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Whether I touch myself or touch the staff the result is the same if I do it too much things get over agitated and there’s spit in my eye.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

How DARE you tell me what (not) to do with my own body!!

Timmy
Timmy
10 years ago

I think I’ll pass this time, last time I got a staff infection.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Thanks, but I’ll just stay in the lip service line.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

‘local Bordello trials new subtle advertisement campaign’

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

Don’t touch the staff, either.

Casey83
Casey83
10 years ago

Where can I get some damn service around here??

fdm1989
fdm1989
9 years ago

you have to buy me a drink first

urleec
urleec
9 years ago

Our staff will leave you satisfied.

TS
TS
9 years ago

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me…

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