They forgot to add instr
and a diagram with.
vctions how to read,
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Bvlgari by Approved
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago
Even if the arrest of the Police bility at all. Please leave asap!
algernon
12 years ago
Don’t charge responisi occvers theft warning
DrLex
12 years ago
My theft was damaged hence I was unable to steal a phone. I will file a complaint with Bility.
DrLex
12 years ago
Please do not leave here. Stay and help us fix this train wreck of a translation.
JohnZ
12 years ago
I’d bet it’s a viral campaign to make people aware of dyslexia.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
INSTRVCTIONS:
1. fully jump to the line below.
2. It is recommended to always mark every line with number,
3. In order to read the sign correctly, care
4. as in this text.
CAVTION must be randomly made at anywhere
Tong
12 years ago
I am so happy that my English improved. I understood the main point of this message. It says, even I steal the phone, they will not charge me.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Perhaps it would make more sense if read vertically
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Thanks for the warning. My with is now full charged and the responsi will not need to assume.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
“Relax, ” said the bility,
“This sign is programmed to deceive.
You can charge up any time you like,
But you can never leave! “
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
To assume = To make an ass of u and me
jjhitt
12 years ago
It rubs the lotion on
the hose again. It does
this whenever its skin or else
it is told.
DrLex
12 years ago
It doesn’t assume the existence of grammar and spelling rvles.
jjhitt
12 years ago
We steal from you: no charge.
Responsibility? No problem.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Wait a minute! I recognise this text! You can hear it in this classic song at around 4:10.
timmy
12 years ago
Please don’t leave here, oculus rift vr heads!
Sparky
12 years ago
The only responsi I have is thank you for the warning on the sign. Now I know the translator had no bility for what occvred on this sign.
Frank Burns
12 years ago
*victim tax not included
Coffeebot
12 years ago
Leave here occvrs
BFS
12 years ago
One of Yoda’s early attempts to communicate.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
To charge the damage the phone, it must be charged with theft, free of charge!
Lollerskate
12 years ago
No charge for the damage of theft!
wever, things will still
main stolen, like half this mes.
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago
@DnT: Perhaps 4:20 would work better.
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago
Do not end your warning a preposition with.
Donnie D.
12 years ago
It makes 5% more sense if you read it like that: line 1,3,2,4. well maybe not 5%
I think the damage was to the Wernicke’s area of your brain.
Marum
12 years ago
Occvrs! That explains it. It’s written in Latin, being a causative language, word order is not important.
Iacta alia est.
Marum
12 years ago
Therefore: responsii = multiple responses.
Marum
12 years ago
@Classic Steve; Heh heh. Word Salad.
Marum
12 years ago
Corerection: Iacta alea est.
Marum
12 years ago
I give up.
Marum
12 years ago
@BtU. That is an example of stilted English, up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill – replying to a directive that no sentence should end with a proposition)
Marum
12 years ago
Personally. I prefer to end my sentences with a proposition.
Order not word important.
They forgot to add instr
and a diagram with.
vctions how to read,
Bvlgari by Approved
Even if the arrest of the Police bility at all. Please leave asap!
Don’t charge responisi occvers theft warning
My theft was damaged hence I was unable to steal a phone. I will file a complaint with Bility.
Please do not leave here. Stay and help us fix this train wreck of a translation.
I’d bet it’s a viral campaign to make people aware of dyslexia.
INSTRVCTIONS:
1. fully jump to the line below.
2. It is recommended to always mark every line with number,
3. In order to read the sign correctly, care
4. as in this text.
CAVTION must be randomly made at anywhere
I am so happy that my English improved. I understood the main point of this message. It says, even I steal the phone, they will not charge me.
Perhaps it would make more sense if read vertically
Thanks for the warning. My with is now full charged and the responsi will not need to assume.
“Relax, ” said the bility,
“This sign is programmed to deceive.
You can charge up any time you like,
But you can never leave! “
To assume = To make an ass of u and me
It rubs the lotion on
the hose again. It does
this whenever its skin or else
it is told.
It doesn’t assume the existence of grammar and spelling rvles.
We steal from you: no charge.
Responsibility? No problem.
Wait a minute! I recognise this text! You can hear it in this classic song at around 4:10.
Please don’t leave here, oculus rift vr heads!
The only responsi I have is thank you for the warning on the sign. Now I know the translator had no bility for what occvred on this sign.
*victim tax not included
Leave here occvrs
One of Yoda’s early attempts to communicate.
To charge the damage the phone, it must be charged with theft, free of charge!
No charge for the damage of theft!
wever, things will still
main stolen, like half this mes.
@DnT: Perhaps 4:20 would work better.
Do not end your warning a preposition with.
It makes 5% more sense if you read it like that: line 1,3,2,4. well maybe not 5%
I think the damage was to the Wernicke’s area of your brain.
Occvrs! That explains it. It’s written in Latin, being a causative language, word order is not important.
Iacta alia est.
Therefore: responsii = multiple responses.
@Classic Steve; Heh heh. Word Salad.
Corerection: Iacta alea est.
I give up.
@BtU. That is an example of stilted English, up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill – replying to a directive that no sentence should end with a proposition)
Personally. I prefer to end my sentences with a proposition.
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
This sign is written
who can read at
by people
a 4th grade level.
I charged my phone with salt in battery.
Teacher: “What comes after a sentence?”
Student: “An appeal!”
Rodney Dangerfield.