Your choice.

Your choice.

posted on 26 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Can I pick enjoy?

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Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Such a pain

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

What’s the drill

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just pull it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Dental is the new mental

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Pain or gain.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It endures the treatment or else it gets the Hoson again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

So I get to choose between lidocaine and nitrous oxide?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

We only apply the anesthetics on request

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I can’t chose, I am just going to put my hand in his pocket and say, “Now, we are not going to hurt each other, are we?”

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The translation is correct, it is what the Chinese text says. Maybe having holes drilled in your teeth without anesthetics is a Chinese macho thing…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Gas or thick leather straps: which will it be?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do you want a filling? Or an Around The World filling?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

The only “enjoy” part I’ve ever experienced at the dentist is the sugar-free sucker at the end.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

“endure” relates to the client; “enjoy” relates to the specialist, especially regarding the bill…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Dr. Gumby: ‘WE FORGOT THE ANESTHETIC!!’

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Masticate or masochist?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

If I get the woman in the picture to have my dental work, I will endure and enjoy the treatment by her hands.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

…and what doesn’t make you stronger will kill you.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

I tell my wife this every third Tuesday.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Must be an ORthodontist.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I remember this from Little Shop of Horrors.

GwydionM
10 years ago

For he can thoroughly enjoy
The dentist if he pleases

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

We administer pain killers before we give you the bill.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I’m lucky. I have very numb teeth. I’ve been known to fall asleep in the dentists chair. Doesn’t that piss him off.

I am sure they enjoy you feeling afraid of them.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

The dentist says: “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”

The woman replies: “Yes. We’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

But doc, I’m allergic to Hoson, can I have the Hobson’s choice
instead?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

One time the dentist told me, “Stop screaming! I haven’t touched your tooth. In fact you’re not even in the chair, yet!”
I told him, “I know, you’re standing on my foot!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Sex in a nutshell (for women).

RT
RT
10 years ago

S & M Dentists; where we make sure you feel good

NoizeBomb
10 years ago

Enduring it is especially difficult when there is a sign that says ‘Do not scream.’

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@jjhitt. When an Asian lady saw fit to bestow her favours on me for a few years, In addition to a very expensive bauble, I gave her an Around The World filling on her birthday. (ie MTVB) Took me near 3 hrs.

“Enjoy” did not even begin to describe her reaction.(and mine)

What a lucky man I am.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Besides,you have no other option.

Hexogen
Hexogen
10 years ago

I can’t see the mistake…Endure (the pain) or enjoy (the treatment).

Alice
Alice
9 years ago

And this is why some people don’t like going to the dentist

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