Because convenience shouldn’t make sense

Good luck reaching it.

Guess where we hid the faucet.

So don’t make an arse of youself

That’s why I couldn’t flush it before, I was turning in circles looking for the button.

And the ashtray is where

Oh, that explains why I get flushed when I sit down.

“You have been ass-imilated.”

Wanna see my s-bend? 😈

I thought it was a tattoo.

Yes, I had it installed because I was tired of people pulling my chain!

Ladies Room sign: pleasure button is on your front side.

Wait. Let me just feel back there . . . uh . . . I think this is it. Nope, just another piece of poop!

“Honest, Doc, I slipped and fell on it.”

@MICKEYGREENEYES: Watch out for Klingons!

How ironical that a toilet seat is the only seat that will not automatically cause that button to be pushed when sitting down.

Talk about some hemarroids.

If that were on my backside, I’d be flush with embarrassment.

In capitalist Korea, toilet flushes you.

Some people couldn’t find their toilet button with both hands.

You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!

Some parents teach their kids to call their body parts things like “belly button” and “toilet button”, but we prefer to use the proper anatomical terms.

Warning Sign: Do not use cigarette butt on your toilet button.

Every time I press it, it goes ‘POO’

But we won’t tell you where’s the toilet bowl!

That’s not a button, it’s a socket.

NOTE: Please don’t smoke to flush the toilet

We mixed up the Toilet Bowl with a Ten Pin Bowl.
We can assure you, it is not all beer and skittles.

We supply Enterprise Toilet Paper. It goes round and round Uranus looking for Klingons.

Press the button and shoot the chute.

Please wipe before pressing the flush button,
or else you have to clean dirty hands for extra time.

No cig butts in your back side.

I’ll never fall for THAT again!