What a refreshing change from crab grass

What a refreshing change from crab grass

posted on 26 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Bryant.
Found in Tzingdao, China. 

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Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Sure, I will let the grass happy, happy grass will make me happy too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

It can laugh its grass off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

No s**t?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Hi, grass. Happy to seat you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

We want grin grass, not blue grass.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I can see that the little grass are not so happy at the moment. They are so dried.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Lying around without a care in the world

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

In PNG they call “happy grass” “spak brus”.
spak (spark) = drunk
brus (bruce) = tobacco

Thus, literally; drunk tobacco

Known in Aust. as Niugini Gold.

The young blokes tell me it is pretty good.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Langent Chateau???

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Even the crap grass is habby.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Bob Mali’s tombstone.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Marley – Marley. Damn!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

No bicycling, no playing ball, no… whatever that is…no dogs.
Well, at least the *grass* is happy. 🙁

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

The Langent Chateau HIGHLY recommends this grass.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Lora. No feets. ie. Betreten des Rasens verboten.

Walking on the grass will make your toesies high.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Thus it will be: Hi toe, hi toe, it’s off to work we go.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

The glass is so happy, you can hear it crapping.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

♫The other night when I was out walking,
I heard the grass singing in the va’lley below,
Do not mistre’at me, and please never e’at me,
How could you tre’at a poor grass blade so♪

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Alternative universe!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@ Lora & Marum: Isn’t that some kind of “No Littering” symbol?

GwydionM
11 years ago

Let the grass happy, but the willow weep

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@DnT. The foot with the grass below it means: No walking on the grass.

What the rest of the symbols on that sign are, I have no idea.

shep folds
shep folds
11 years ago

Back away slowly and let the grass happy! Got it?

Luc Borot
Luc Borot
11 years ago

What’s you smokin, brudda?

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