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Sure, I will let the grass happy, happy grass will make me happy too.
It can laugh its grass off.
No s**t?!
Hi, grass. Happy to seat you!
We want grin grass, not blue grass.
I can see that the little grass are not so happy at the moment. They are so dried.
Lying around without a care in the world
In PNG they call “happy grass” “spak brus”.
spak (spark) = drunk
brus (bruce) = tobacco
Thus, literally; drunk tobacco
Known in Aust. as Niugini Gold.
The young blokes tell me it is pretty good.
Langent Chateau???
Even the crap grass is habby.
Bob Mali’s tombstone.
Marley – Marley. Damn!
No bicycling, no playing ball, no… whatever that is…no dogs.
Well, at least the *grass* is happy. 🙁
The Langent Chateau HIGHLY recommends this grass.
@Lora. No feets. ie. Betreten des Rasens verboten.
Walking on the grass will make your toesies high.
Thus it will be: Hi toe, hi toe, it’s off to work we go.
The glass is so happy, you can hear it crapping.
♫The other night when I was out walking,
I heard the grass singing in the va’lley below,
Do not mistre’at me, and please never e’at me,
How could you tre’at a poor grass blade so♪
Alternative universe!
@ Lora & Marum: Isn’t that some kind of “No Littering” symbol?
Let the grass happy, but the willow weep
@DnT. The foot with the grass below it means: No walking on the grass.
What the rest of the symbols on that sign are, I have no idea.
Back away slowly and let the grass happy! Got it?
What’s you smokin, brudda?