Vacuum Cleaner Toy

Vacuum Cleaner Toy

posted on 2 May 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Pete Blockley.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

Hey look. The batteries are included.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I can’t wait 3 years to play this strange play – I want it now!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Oh good little foam balls all over the place

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I want to be radio active

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This thing sucks balls?!

coffeebot
11 years ago

Just like real home!

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

So children play under an adult controlling something strange and wonderful, but without puting small parts into the mouth. I feel confused right now…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Why haven’t I vacuumed? I’m all out of sunscreen. That’s why.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Please note that the instructions may vary from anything that is comprehensible to users.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Hi Friends! He must happily complain for this products! I buy and paid, Attention. When I opened it runs all my little white balls away although the children are not under me at all. I put only a large parts into my mouth and it didn’t improve the function, until it eated. I must also complain that the batteries wasn’t excluded and that the product did not vary from the illustration and the picture. So I do must want to return your company returns the payment company and also find the these childrens and balls back, or pay! I must… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Do not touch the fire or I’ll tan your hide!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Controlled strange and wonderful; this toy doubles as a vibrator.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

CAUTION: Not suitable for real children under thee

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Do must let children play under the adult? I thought in China, there is no entering minors.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I never pay attention to the followings:

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Pay attention to the followings. HE’S BEHIND YOU!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Controlled, strange and wonderful. Sounds like my first time.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Wow, Honey! Those tiny white balls feel great in there. I think I’ll be uh, . . . arriving soon!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

This is really a training tool for children to learn to assemble them in the factory.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

I wonder why vacuuming feels so good when you’re naked
with your family.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Controlled
strange and
wonderful
Good play!

Sounds like a lot of Pop Stars.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

(roll… roll… roll…)

“You cast a fireball, but the UV monster is unharmed. You must now roll against your constitution to save against skin cancer.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

♫ We didn’t touch the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the motor’s turning…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Do not touch the fire, please use hand grenade.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Oh sure, it’s fun until you grow up, then it’s all Work Like Real Vocational Drudgery.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

avoid eating… but if you really can’t help it… I guess it’s always a last resort.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

It certainly did vary from the description. The one I got vibrated, and the end rotated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

DO NOTE: If there’s no way of use, please return attention to the followings.

pete
pete
11 years ago

We chucked this toy years ago. It diddnt have the power to actually hoover up the polysyrne it came with. I remember the Instructions inside as well which were even better. Should have photographed them too 🙂

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

It won’t vacuum anything! It’s full of thousands of effing Polystyrene pellets.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

On the plus side, they generate enough static electricity to sterilize you, if you put your small parts in the opening.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Dear Mattel. I am returning your Kiddie Vacuum Cleaner. I wish to make a claim on your company. After using the said Vacuum Cleaner, my 4 year old daughter dropped it in my lap while I was watching TV. The static electric charge it had generated near as hell blew my nuts off. After a week in hospital I was discharged, (a very appropriate word) as I now appear to be sterile, and subsequently sent home. Please find enclosed a separate claim for damages, from my wife. We planned on having two more children, but that now appears unlikely. As… Read more »

Snickers
Snickers
11 years ago

What in god’s name is the point of having a toy vacuum? Might as well just have a real vacuum.

RT
RT
11 years ago

spaceballs one has gone from suck to blow!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Cap’n Kirk! The Enterprise is full of little white balls. Hell! Dr. Spork I would never have noticed.

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
11 years ago

Wait, why is my toy vacuum cleaner on fire? Is that what it’s supposed to do?

virushunter
11 years ago

They had a couple of these at the Neverland Ranch and Michael made sure they always obeyed the first rule.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

No doubt the strange is controlled. It’s contained in the package itself.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Funny as hell, but it just doesn’t seem like it would be a gift anyone would say, “How did you know? This is exactly what I wanted.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

*Gasp* do I really see an entire phrase with correct grammar and that makes sense to boot?

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I have been looking for a small toy I could get myself included in, but the only ones I would fit in were suitable for under 3 years to play. Bummer.

Alex Fleming
Alex Fleming
11 years ago

so if product varies from illustration and picture of package, then it could be anything else from what the box claims to be

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

I’d be more worried about infrared radiation (heat) from a fire.

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

doubles as corn popper

Guy A. Person
Guy A. Person
10 years ago

So… should I touch fire that DOES have a function on ultraviolet radiation?

stopnswop
stopnswop
10 years ago

They managed to get the last phrase perfect??!

Susan
Susan
10 years ago

No ultraviolet radiation? What kind of toys do they make over there??

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Thank goodnessyou warned me! The first thing I always do with one of these is touch the fire!

KBurkhart
KBurkhart
9 years ago

They even tell you that you might not get what you paid for…honesty in advertising!

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