Vacuum Cleaner Toy

Hey look. The batteries are included.

I can’t wait 3 years to play this strange play – I want it now!

Oh good little foam balls all over the place

I want to be radio active

This thing sucks balls?!

Just like real home!

So children play under an adult controlling something strange and wonderful, but without puting small parts into the mouth. I feel confused right now…

Why haven’t I vacuumed? I’m all out of sunscreen. That’s why.

Please note that the instructions may vary from anything that is comprehensible to users.

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Do not touch the fire or I’ll tan your hide!

Controlled strange and wonderful; this toy doubles as a vibrator.

CAUTION: Not suitable for real children under thee

Do must let children play under the adult? I thought in China, there is no entering minors.

I never pay attention to the followings:

Pay attention to the followings. HE’S BEHIND YOU!

Controlled, strange and wonderful. Sounds like my first time.

Wow, Honey! Those tiny white balls feel great in there. I think I’ll be uh, . . . arriving soon!

This is really a training tool for children to learn to assemble them in the factory.

I wonder why vacuuming feels so good when you’re naked
with your family.

Controlled
strange and
wonderful
Good play!

Sounds like a lot of Pop Stars.

(roll… roll… roll…)

“You cast a fireball, but the UV monster is unharmed. You must now roll against your constitution to save against skin cancer.”

♫ We didn’t touch the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the motor’s turning…

Do not touch the fire, please use hand grenade.

Oh sure, it’s fun until you grow up, then it’s all Work Like Real Vocational Drudgery.

avoid eating… but if you really can’t help it… I guess it’s always a last resort.

It certainly did vary from the description. The one I got vibrated, and the end rotated.

DO NOTE: If there’s no way of use, please return attention to the followings.

We chucked this toy years ago. It diddnt have the power to actually hoover up the polysyrne it came with. I remember the Instructions inside as well which were even better. Should have photographed them too 🙂

It won’t vacuum anything! It’s full of thousands of effing Polystyrene pellets.

On the plus side, they generate enough static electricity to sterilize you, if you put your small parts in the opening.

Dear Mattel. I am returning your Kiddie Vacuum Cleaner. I wish to make a claim on your company. After using the said Vacuum Cleaner, my 4 year old daughter dropped it in my lap while I was watching TV. The static electric charge it had generated near as hell blew my nuts off. After a week in hospital I was discharged, (a very appropriate word) as I now appear to be sterile, and subsequently sent home. Please find enclosed a separate claim for damages, from my wife. We planned on having two more children, but that now appears unlikely. As… Read more »

What in god’s name is the point of having a toy vacuum? Might as well just have a real vacuum.

spaceballs one has gone from suck to blow!

Cap’n Kirk! The Enterprise is full of little white balls. Hell! Dr. Spork I would never have noticed.

Wait, why is my toy vacuum cleaner on fire? Is that what it’s supposed to do?

They had a couple of these at the Neverland Ranch and Michael made sure they always obeyed the first rule.

No doubt the strange is controlled. It’s contained in the package itself.

Funny as hell, but it just doesn’t seem like it would be a gift anyone would say, “How did you know? This is exactly what I wanted.

*Gasp* do I really see an entire phrase with correct grammar and that makes sense to boot?

I have been looking for a small toy I could get myself included in, but the only ones I would fit in were suitable for under 3 years to play. Bummer.

so if product varies from illustration and picture of package, then it could be anything else from what the box claims to be

I’d be more worried about infrared radiation (heat) from a fire.

doubles as corn popper

So… should I touch fire that DOES have a function on ultraviolet radiation?

They managed to get the last phrase perfect??!

No ultraviolet radiation? What kind of toys do they make over there??

Thank goodnessyou warned me! The first thing I always do with one of these is touch the fire!

They even tell you that you might not get what you paid for…honesty in advertising!