Maybe a two-night stand

Maybe a two-night stand

posted on 16 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Please enjoy our feet high club.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Jansma.
Found at Singapore Airport transit lounge. 

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

No man, I don’t want longer one-night stand, no baggage! Just standard one-night stands.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Passengers with one-year-ticket only, please

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What with everyone watching

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I can’t stand it any longer!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Looks like all these years were just a nightmare…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Your bus stop or mine?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You keep using that term “one-night stand”. I do not think it means what Google Translate told you it means.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Good For All Night”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Longer? Hmm. Would 8 inches be long enough?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m kind of a stairwell guy myself.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Gives a new meaning to the words “Now boarding”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The nights are longer because there’s more space? Something tells me there’s a quantum effect involved.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

“And to all a good one night stand!” courtesy of Bad Santa.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I prefer a but station for that

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I’m not gonna hold my breath.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

A one-year makeover graduates her to longer one-night stands ?

I do NOT need to see the “before” pictures !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

She must be a real beast if it took a year for a makeover.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: When you wake up, you will under stand

GwydionM
10 years ago

Try the Lotus Eater Lounge, you might never wish to leave

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I felt so guilty for having a one-night stand, I bought a second-night stand for the other side of the bed.

Lobo
10 years ago

Brought to you by Durex.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Even in a linguistically permissive day and age such as this, term “one night stand”, for a liaison that goes for more than one night, is an anachronism

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

LOOK! I’ve been standing here all bloody nigh. May I lie down for a bit?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Call me a romantic, but I like to treat my one night stands to half an airplane bottle of rum and a cinnabon before retiring to our corner of the spacious transit lounge.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@tekleader. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

One night stand is Ok, but two are far more useful.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Algernon. You could charge for watching, to defray the cost of the ticket. With a little luck you may show a profit.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Makeover and renovation, don’t quite imply the same thing. Do they?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

It’s the screws that hold it all together.

RT
RT
10 years ago

honestly, officer, jetblue led me on!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ah! But will you still respect me in the morning.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Awkward Breakfast not included.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Airport security says: Why worry yourself about threats of a bomb when you can treat yourself about wiith a sex bomb!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Prolonged enjoyment on the -tight- transit lounges, on the other hand, is deterred.

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