Grow a pair

Grow a pair

posted on 15 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Put a little feeling in it.

Photo courtesy of Lisa Carman.
Found in LiJiang, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Not at all yeasty

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Sorry I don’t feel a thing

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Also known as hash cookies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Also called ‘numblings’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Number than dumblings?

coffeebot
11 years ago

would you like more novocaine jelly?

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

And you can listen to ‘Poker Face’ while you eat our biscuits.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Can I get any number?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

They’re the latest sensation- NOT!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Well, numb my biscuits and call me Butter.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’m Aunt Jemima and I approved this message.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Biscuit shall be the number thou shalt count.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Add some nuts and it will quickly become Number One Biscuit

PeeBee
PeeBee
11 years ago

How does one grow “numb biscuits?”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

We already have enough numbnuts in the world, don’t need any more.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
11 years ago

Our biscuits are tired of being what we want them to be.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Right next to the “magic brownies”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

*umbnumbnumbnumbnumb*

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

brought to you by Mrs Christie: “They make numb biscuits”

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Eat one and find the meaning of life.

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

@peebee: you try driving from Boston to Cleavland sitting on a hard seat and see how numb your biscuits get.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

I think it’s missing a comma, but I’m not sure where it goes.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Is this one of those theme restaurants where you have to sit on a block of ice?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

I’m Cheech Marin and I approved this grow operation.

wvlekker
wvlekker
11 years ago

Related somehow to limp bizkit ?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

A ricochet biscuit is a biscuit that bounces off the wall into your mouth. A numb biscuit bounces off the wall and knocks you out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

A.k.a. ‘Silence of the numbs’

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@PeeBee. After 5 times.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Accelerated Chinese learning. Every time you pronounce a word incorrectly, they whack your biscuits with a Table-tennis bat.

Your biscuits will be numb soon enough.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

♫♪ I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I’m the one who said just Grow Numb Biscuits!♫♫

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@FB. No. They hang the block of ice from your biscuits.

The record is 4 blocks.

GwydionM
11 years ago

They are fertilised with dumbed-down news

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