How soon is now?

How soon is now?

posted on 12 May 2013 in Menus

You want it of when?

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Grant Beilefeld.
Found at restaurant in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Presently!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It’s already quarter past now

SF
SF
11 years ago

You can be sure that when we prepare it, it will be now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This sign has been made of last year

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I will want to eat then. Now.

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

You can also have it delivered right at your home by our DeLorean.

GwydionM
11 years ago

We want the menu and we want it now

BFS
BFS
11 years ago

Luke Skywaler: “You will prepare this menu at time of now!”
Bib Fortuna: “I will prepare this menu at time of now.”
Luke Skywalker: “You serve your customers well.”
Bib Fortuna: “I serve my customers well.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Would you like to order now, Sir?
– No, thank you. I did that three hours ago.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

What Difference Does It Make?

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Yeah, yeah, the menu’s lovely. Where’s my FOOD?!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Okay, so yesterday’s soup is off the menu ?
Shall I come back tomorrow ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

You can always tell if it’s that time of the now. The cook starts throwing pots around.

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

But we will serve this menu at time of then.

Please ignore the classified selections. That is all.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

My ex-boss would want this menu at time of yesterday.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd: Stole my line!

Kudos.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Oh, no! Not instant noodles again!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

First we cook it, then we figure out what it was.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’m sorry. That’s on the Now-Breakfast menu. We’re already serving Now-Lunch.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

But we will have free beer tomorrow.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Not only do we do it now, but we write it on your forehead.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Ancient Japanese trick. Getting menu does not ensure getting food..

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Our menu is eco friendly. You can eat it.
In fact, we recommend you eat it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Stopchicks: I will deeply apologize now. (Which one?) ;p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Let’s Engrish when menu is the make!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
11 years ago

Wait for it… NOW! Prepare the menu!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
11 years ago

Don’t make promises you can’t keep…

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd — No need for apology, just props for the Smiths reference. 🙂

Auntie
Auntie
11 years ago

Handwritten sign basically they will make your order at the time you order it.
Then they have this lovely printed nonsense.
Way to go, in Engrish-land!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

I will beat you for using bad English NOW!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Why is the rest of the sign redacted?

Jewels
Jewels
11 years ago

No time rike the pleasant.

Jøshua
Jøshua
11 years ago

Id rather you just prepared my food.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If it’s my birthday, will you prepare it at time of present?

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

It’s now or never.

Lobo
11 years ago

Sign found at the Einstein Cafe.

King Fabulous
King Fabulous
11 years ago

Eat before after I may?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Is it now yet?

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

If the sign is always there, is it always now?

olog-hai
olog-hai
11 years ago

When you say it’s gonna happen “now” . . . well, when exactly do you mean? See I’ve already waited too long and all my hope is gone! 🙁

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