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Easter stock arriving soon…

posted on 28 Apr 2013 in Buildings

Nothing to see here…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

A shoe in

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The Feast of Untied Shoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

In-out. Notify about.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

If we’re open, we’re closed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The shop that brought the Shoes out of Egypt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Guaranteed no yeast infections from these shoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t avoid!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’m Moses Malone and I approved this message.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Only the right shoe, but take your pick! rearry cheap.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

and I thought the Israelites wore sandals when they crossed the deserts.

GwydionM
11 years ago

A shoe shop for people with no left leg

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Our shoes are guaranteed to last through 40 years of hiking in the desert.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

100% Kosher materials.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

I shouldn’t have been surprised I didn’t that promotion to assistant manager.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

“I have nothing against your right leg. Unfortunately, neither do you.”

Peter Cook to Dudley Moore.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

“Hey, what’s that thing painted on the wall outside of the store?”
“A shoe.”
“What?”
“A shoe! A shoe!”
“Bless you.”
” -_-“

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

I shouldn’t have been surprised I didn’t get that promotion to assistant manager.
(Better!)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

How is this shop different from all other shops?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Don’t shop here. Just strap a pair of matzohs onto your feet!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

and the Lord said to Moses through the burning bush,

“Take down your sneakers for the ground you are standing on is holy”.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I’ll be schlepping out in these tomorrow.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

There is no such thing as onelegged joggers. They’re called hoppers.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

We are Jewish. To illustrate two joggers, we would have to have rented a bigger sho. That would have cost more rent.

Did I mention we are Jewish?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

sho = shop.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Ben. Does that mean I can eat my boots if I get desperate?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

“MOSES!! DO YOU WANT SOME JOGGERS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?”

‘Lord. We are a poor people. How much?’

“FREE MOSES! FREE!”

‘Ahh Lord! I take nine!’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I can’t get over it.

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

Forget the mezuzah on the door, just leave two large cartons on the sidewalk. God will just hop over…

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

@Marum: Sure, if you want; but the manna and quail are a lot tastier.

NeoRage
NeoRage
11 years ago

Clise be with you!

RT
RT
11 years ago

this is what a basketball shoe company run by Amare Stoudamire would look like

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Big foot was here!

Sarah846
Sarah846
11 years ago

Funny, you don’t rook Jewish.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Don’t you mean “Shoe-ish?”

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