Where’s my dinner, birtch?!

Where’s my dinner, birtch?!

posted on 21 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

We swirtched to more gender-appropriate toys

Photo courtesy of Laurin Swango.
Found in Dallas (imported from China). 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

She’ll end up with a bark ache

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Kirsch.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The monster under the bed.
The people under the stairs.
The thing of the kitchen.
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Make me a sandwirch.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Go Barbie Grill, fry the damn Thing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s a female kirchen thing, goes with female nursing thing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– And what will you cook today, honey?
– No thing!

SF
SF
10 years ago

The German way of fighting church disaffection (kirchen = churches)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If they were looking for a stand-out product name, how about Kidchen?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The thing of the kitchen is usually kept in The Third Drawer Down.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The thing of the kirchen brought to you by the Aadams Farmily.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mädchen thing belongs to the kirchen thing

l2646134
l2646134
10 years ago

It comes with a cleaning kit.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Feel assured that they will someday cook delicious meals for you…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I feel assured it’s made by ”Toys-R-Ass(u-red)”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ jjhitt: Ice Sand Wirch?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Good for making pretend dumblings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This toy comes with sound; it plays Shake, Rattle and Roll.
“Get out in that kitchen, rattle those pots and pans.”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

It may be gender biased, but it’s not as bad as their Heck’s Kirchen, complete with an inflatable Cherf Ramsay.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy! I want Hello Kitschy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Why is the girl thing in the kirchen thing holding the pirchfork thing?
– To feel assured!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@SF und 72rd.
Das Kirchendinge ist staendiges Rumgebumsen mit die Klosterschwester.:)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?

A. What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Now where’s that piece of birch?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Oh! Yes thing. Yes thing. YES! YES! YES! (Morticia Adams)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Brainwash your children, with gender stereotyping toys from Mattel.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Play happily and satisfy yourself before leaving the kirchen counter

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

EDIT: Klosterschwesterin.

GwydionM
10 years ago

The Thing of the Kitchen is not watching where it is putting its hands

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No Thing is scarier than Hell’o’Kitty

Bob T
Bob T
10 years ago

She’s not barefoot; too young to be pregnant.
So far she’s running one out of three.

RT
RT
10 years ago

wife-beater, divorce paper and restraining order not included

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

“Aww is that your daughter?”

“No she’s just the thing of the kirchen, we don’t
know if she came with a name or not so we call her that”

Blain
Blain
10 years ago

Not strictly accurate as she is not barefoot. That only happens when you buy the $20 trailer park kit that includes the case of beer and the dog.

Birr
Birr
10 years ago

Thank you, Thing.

PoniPoniPoni
PoniPoniPoni
10 years ago

In German, “Kirchen” is the plural of “Kirche”, which means “Church”…

Angie
10 years ago

Ermahgerd! Cookin’ chirckens in the kirchen!

Doctor Q
10 years ago

She’s not human! She’s the thing of the kirchen!

piichan
piichan
10 years ago

erhmagherd, kirchen

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