I dare you to ride this

I dare you to ride this

posted on 22 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Ya, that’s it, run, chicken

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What about adult cowards?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Notice the big splotch of chicken dookie in the middle of the sign.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Chinese Roulette price: 6 bullets per cylinder for each person

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@jjhitt: or is that blood spatter?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Warning: This train uses live ammunition.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Gutless wonders

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Shooting people without permission is prohibited

SF
SF
10 years ago

D’ya fell lucky, punk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

2. You should enter the playground in full protective armor. Next of Kin notification cards are available over by the swing set.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Crazed, lily-livered pantywaists need not apply.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’ve been hit by this train. Fortunately, it missed!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Also known as the Pain Train.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

For cowards we have the special BB tram over here…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Spartans! Tonight we play in Hell!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

People who finished the ride would be award with the Medal of Courage by the State.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You must be this brave to ride this train.

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

Homie don’t play that game…and neither does children, cowards, epileptics and those with the “mental disease”.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

How does one train a bullet?

“Okay, bullet, go for the coward.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Person who has dental disease please don’t bite the bullet

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Cowards should take the Nerf Ball Train instead.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Change here for the Midnight Meat Train

ElKabong
ElKabong
10 years ago

Read this out loud in a ‘Hanz and Franz’ accent

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. From the looks of that sign, you not only cross the line, your blood gets splattered on it too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Murder on the Oriental Express”?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Yuan to play?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Since church this morning, I’m a confirmed coward.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Muddle on the Orient Express !

GwydionM
10 years ago

Chickenhawks should be accompanies by a Black Hawk or two.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

In China, trains miss YOU!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Say hello to my little friend!

stevieyredwings
10 years ago

Who knew that the Chinese were fluent in Ebonics.

RJF
RJF
10 years ago

You have a 5 year old, an epileptic, a coward, and a person with a mental disease on a train… “I want to play a game…”

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

In a marketing blunder, the game originally came out as “Whack ‘Em and Stack ‘Em.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Can two adult cowards accompany each other?

raeme67
10 years ago

I no insane, always wear jacket that closes in back, very comfortable. No coward, I try anything. Please no take away…

kateybaby
kateybaby
10 years ago

Finally! A playground not wanting the child and the coward in you.

Doctor Q
10 years ago

Goes at 500 miles per hour!

Susan
Susan
10 years ago

Oh crap, they want to build one of those here!! I ain’t playin that game.

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