Try our My Precious special

Try our My Precious special

posted on 4 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and one ring to Shiatsu them

Photo courtesy of Josh Tyra.
Found in Aqabah, Jordan.
Arabic reads: “Princess of the Rings Chinese
Center for Massage and Sauna”. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Try our new Mount Doom massage. You’ll feel hot.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I thought that was illegal in the middle east.

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
10 years ago

Smegol approves the Chinese massage, Sam doesn’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

We rubs it, we kneads it, must relieve the pressures.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Lady Chatterley Thai Massage Centre

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Sam: Oh, mister Baggins, can’t explain you how much I’ve always dreamed about giving you a massage.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The people working there have pointy ears.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit operating a massage parlor. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-massage center, and that means comfort.”

– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (1937)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

One does not simply walk into the Suck Ho building.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places.
For a good time, visit number 19 and ask for ‘Candy’.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

What better way to relax after an epic battle or a 6-month trek across Middle Earth than with a refreshing Chinese massage.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Do not ask for the Hobbit foot massage unless you have actual hair on your feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

A massage from the Lord of the Ring? That’s what I’m Tolkien about!

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

I’ll have the four hour extended version, please.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Happy Endings are preciouse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The rest of the rings are lost in translation

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

I’ve heard that if you pay to go in the back room you can see the two towers.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The door is always open!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Haunted by Sadako

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Special today – be bound in the darkness

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’m afraid the sign is here for display purpose only

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

A massage once in a while is okay. Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

2nd floor: Hairy Potter Massage Asylum

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Lord of the Ring’s alternate ending: Sauron got hold of the Ring. Having become a “normal” being again rather than just an eye, Sauron went back to living an everyday life. Having missed his hands so much and needing money again, he decided to open a massage center.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I wouldn’t go in there; I heard it’s run by trolls and orcs.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Both have happy endings.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

“We ought to have squeezed it, yes precious.”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Only one?

Funny uncle
Funny uncle
10 years ago

I almost got a disease from looking at the photo

Suchetana Sarkar
Suchetana Sarkar
10 years ago

…and in the darkness massage them.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

All your Chinese rings are belong to us

Dan
Dan
10 years ago

One Ring to Bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Majid
Majid
10 years ago

Well, the Lord of the Rings series is called “The King of the Rings” in the Arab world. So it’s supposed to be a pun.

majdi
majdi
10 years ago

Are you still open these days. .
And how I can reach your center in aqaba..
Whats is your contact number and address?

Also I want to know the cost of your massage session with flavour and without flavour?

Matt
Matt
10 years ago

My back pain… Is it left or right?

finley elms-garner
finley elms-garner
10 years ago

if your name is frodo, you have a free precious with every massage

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