Fire. If it is. Run.

Fire. If it is. Run.

posted on 3 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hello. You’re. On fire.

Photo courtesy of David Baxter.
Found at condominium in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So the page lives in a house or a coat…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Our website: w.w.w.dot.com

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Lift the hair of the page to reveal a fire escape door. If you still don’t see it, lift the front of his coat. If he’s wearing a condominium, you’re safe. Please note that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

♫ In-Out. Notify about.
Do-oo-oo the hokey pokey….♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Never miss a period

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Those hairy page condominiums should seriously consider a depilation treatment.

Estragon
10 years ago

Oh. I’m definitely. Informed. All right.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You have no chance to survive — make your time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Fire escape notice. Engrish instead of

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

I want to learn this language, it seems to have a VERY simple grammar.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– What goes up and down, in and out?
– Security guard!

RJF
RJF
10 years ago

Making fire doors out of coats just did not work well.

RJF
RJF
10 years ago

Thus, please be confused.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– I’m the fire escape door! Open the front of the coat, or I’ll lift your hair!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

This warning. Brought to you by. William! Shatner!

SF
SF
10 years ago

Do you feel. Lucky. Punk.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

“Ref.No.Life@HK-008/2554”. Ok, no life. On some astronomical body known as HK-008/2554? In Hong Kong on the eighth day of 2554? Or do the authors have no life, and HK-008/2554 is the number of their office?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I can guess I’m pretty much dead by this time.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

“Connect the dots” has a whole new meaning to me now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

We can not speak English but it can not open the door either

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

In. case. of. fire. please. follow. the. dotted. line. to. the. fire. escape. door.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Thus! Please note! That! Exclamation! Marks are better than!!

PS: Instead of!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: . . . – – – . . . !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Ref.No.Life.
OMG, we’re doomed!

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Lift the hair of the page – she is Miss Rapunzel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When opening fire escape door, lift the front of the coat and take care not to Bangkok.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Take #2:
Confucius say: Man who lift front of coat to open fire escape door probably going to Bangkok.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

♪ Lift the cinders from my hair… ♫

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

You’re. Screwed.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Reading this hurts my brain. It would be easier to buirn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Don’t lifting the front of the coat from everybody

Jonathon
Jonathon
10 years ago

How to “accidentally” killed a yellow haired ladies in a burned out building.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Yoda? Is that you?

Funny uncle
Funny uncle
10 years ago

The fire door is in my pocket. No, not that one. Down there. Now grab the safety rope.

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

Apparently written . by. William. Shatner.

Bob T
Bob T
10 years ago

In occasion of fire, lifting of shirt and kissing of asset good-by.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Fire case in of: pick up security guard in out shake him all about, put him down and then lift front of his coat… and voila!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

My friend Mark has some explaining to do.

Daniel Smedegaard Buus
10 years ago

This is the most longest way I’ve ever heard anyone say “death trap”.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

cool

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

The hairy page condominium explodes the escape door

Doctor Q
10 years ago

This. Company makes. No. Sense.

The Blob
The Blob
10 years ago

The fire escape door leads to Narnia.

The Blob
The Blob
10 years ago

Awwww…. but I love using Mark to get to the 2nd floor.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

In-out, notify about, that’s what it’s all about!

RocketCat
RocketCat
9 years ago

To avoiding stifling. smoke. when explodes the fire. Stop. Blow your life. And. Roll.

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