Try our My Precious special

Try our new Mount Doom massage. You’ll feel hot.

I thought that was illegal in the middle east.

Smegol approves the Chinese massage, Sam doesn’t.

We rubs it, we kneads it, must relieve the pressures.

Lady Chatterley Thai Massage Centre

Sam: Oh, mister Baggins, can’t explain you how much I’ve always dreamed about giving you a massage.

The people working there have pointy ears.

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit operating a massage parlor. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-massage center, and that means comfort.”

– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (1937)

One does not simply walk into the Suck Ho building.

The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places.
For a good time, visit number 19 and ask for ‘Candy’.

What better way to relax after an epic battle or a 6-month trek across Middle Earth than with a refreshing Chinese massage.

Do not ask for the Hobbit foot massage unless you have actual hair on your feet.

A massage from the Lord of the Ring? That’s what I’m Tolkien about!

I’ll have the four hour extended version, please.

Happy Endings are preciouse.

The rest of the rings are lost in translation

I’ve heard that if you pay to go in the back room you can see the two towers.

The door is always open!

Haunted by Sadako

Special today – be bound in the darkness

I’m afraid the sign is here for display purpose only

A massage once in a while is okay. Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

2nd floor: Hairy Potter Massage Asylum

Lord of the Ring’s alternate ending: Sauron got hold of the Ring. Having become a “normal” being again rather than just an eye, Sauron went back to living an everyday life. Having missed his hands so much and needing money again, he decided to open a massage center.

I wouldn’t go in there; I heard it’s run by trolls and orcs.

Both have happy endings.

“We ought to have squeezed it, yes precious.”

Only one?

I almost got a disease from looking at the photo

…and in the darkness massage them.

All your Chinese rings are belong to us

One Ring to Bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Well, the Lord of the Rings series is called “The King of the Rings” in the Arab world. So it’s supposed to be a pun.

Are you still open these days. .
And how I can reach your center in aqaba..
Whats is your contact number and address?

Also I want to know the cost of your massage session with flavour and without flavour?

My back pain… Is it left or right?

if your name is frodo, you have a free precious with every massage