Cat on a plate and rotten children. What a selection!
Marum
12 years ago
Fried Cat? Car? Ahh! Road kill.
Algernon
12 years ago
Is the car ear a cosmetic meat.
Marum
12 years ago
Cosmetic meat, from the liposuction clinic.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Don’t even think about collagen!
jjhitt
12 years ago
Go forth and spongecake!
jjhitt
12 years ago
You don’t want to know about the third spongecake.
Marum
12 years ago
That is how the fairy became pregnant. It was not mountn’ mushrooms, but sitting on a toadstool.
jjhitt
12 years ago
Waiter! This child is rotten!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
– Waiter! My rotten child is full of flies!
Marum
12 years ago
This is not the degustation menu.
This is the regurgitation menu.
jjhitt
12 years ago
The cat didn’t think it was the least bit cosmetic.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
@ jjhitt: oops – unintentionally!
jjhitt
12 years ago
@Seventy2rd o clock: Offense! I fry you with meat! The plate! The cat ears!
jjhitt
12 years ago
For the fifth spongecake we’ll try to get the shape right.
Marum
12 years ago
♫My poor old moggy,
Is all red and flat and soggy.
He tried to race a truck,
But he ran right out of luck,
He’s nobodys moggy now,
Yowwww owwww wooowww♪
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Forth spongecake? Will somebody keep those damned programmers away from the food!
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Cosmetic meat, to go with Lady Gaga’s dress.
jjhitt
12 years ago
Daily beauty routine: Preheat face to 350 degrees. Apply lard. Cover with wicker basket.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Waiter! What’s this rotten child? I ordered brat wurst!
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Fried cat ear…. and the other parts of the cat they won’t mention.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Let’s cosmeticeating meet
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago
So those Chinese restaurant jokes aren’t jokes after all.
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago
I’ve seen rotten kids but never on a menu before.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
You surface wicker basket, I Laughing Ass Off!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
@ jjhitt: Nnnnnnoooooo!!! Do everything, just no cat eeeaaaaaarrrrghgrgll-…
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
@ Droll not Troll: Lao My Ass Off! ;p
Marum
12 years ago
@DnT. Der Burghers sind besser am Hungry Jacks.
Pectolatra
12 years ago
@ mickeygreeneyes: I’ve seen a lot of spoiled kids. It looks like in China the parents are not very patient with them.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
– A cosmetic leg, please. And put that snotface back to grave!
Marum
12 years ago
@DnT. This is called: Making the best of der Wurst.
Marum
12 years ago
UFOs – Unidentifiable Food Objects.
Pectolatra
12 years ago
Cosmetic meat? No, thanks. It was disgusting enough to use sugar and honey for exfoliation. 😡
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Ah, how time fries!
DrLex
12 years ago
You surface wicker basket you!
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago
I like Neko Mimi des!
Sparky
12 years ago
SpongeBob Square Lard. Rotten kids. What is better than lifes story?
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Cosmetic meat fries cat ear, which pulls out the rotten child to the surface of a wicker basket lao, filled mith lard and mushroom chicken.
(All logical bits assembled and confused by Programmer’s Urine Shrimp)
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago
Another successful Caesarean section performed by acclaimed obstetric surgeon Doctor Edwin Fries!
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago
“You want Fries pulls out rotten child with that?”
Frank Burns
12 years ago
Up next: River Soaked Pig of Unknown Origin.
jjhitt
12 years ago
I enjoy any menu that makes corndogs and deep fried Twinkies look like health food.
Frank Burns
12 years ago
I don’t want to know what the first three spongcakes were made with, do I?
Frank Burns
12 years ago
The rotten child fries can’y be much worse than the “tiny black Easter Bunny eggs”.
Marum
12 years ago
No doubt about it Chef. You really are the cat’s ears.
Marum
12 years ago
I tried to sponge cake, but Marie Antionette gave me biscuits instead.
Sparky
12 years ago
Just the kids menu.
Marum
12 years ago
Next menu has that traditional Chinese dish: Drau ning cow.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
The spongecake is a lie and the lard is a mith.
Jay
12 years ago
Of course you are
My bright little star
I’m miles and miles and miles
Pretty files of your rotten childs
And now to suit
Our great computer
You’re cosmetic meat!
Cat on a plate and rotten children. What a selection!
Fried Cat? Car? Ahh! Road kill.
Is the car ear a cosmetic meat.
Cosmetic meat, from the liposuction clinic.
Don’t even think about collagen!
Go forth and spongecake!
You don’t want to know about the third spongecake.
That is how the fairy became pregnant. It was not mountn’ mushrooms, but sitting on a toadstool.
Waiter! This child is rotten!
– Waiter! My rotten child is full of flies!
This is not the degustation menu.
This is the regurgitation menu.
The cat didn’t think it was the least bit cosmetic.
@ jjhitt: oops – unintentionally!
@Seventy2rd o clock: Offense! I fry you with meat! The plate! The cat ears!
For the fifth spongecake we’ll try to get the shape right.
♫My poor old moggy,
Is all red and flat and soggy.
He tried to race a truck,
But he ran right out of luck,
He’s nobodys moggy now,
Yowwww owwww wooowww♪
Forth spongecake? Will somebody keep those damned programmers away from the food!
Cosmetic meat, to go with Lady Gaga’s dress.
Daily beauty routine: Preheat face to 350 degrees. Apply lard. Cover with wicker basket.
Waiter! What’s this rotten child? I ordered brat wurst!
Fried cat ear…. and the other parts of the cat they won’t mention.
Let’s cosmeticeating meet
So those Chinese restaurant jokes aren’t jokes after all.
I’ve seen rotten kids but never on a menu before.
You surface wicker basket, I Laughing Ass Off!
@ jjhitt: Nnnnnnoooooo!!! Do everything, just no cat eeeaaaaaarrrrghgrgll-…
@ Droll not Troll: Lao My Ass Off! ;p
@DnT. Der Burghers sind besser am Hungry Jacks.
@ mickeygreeneyes: I’ve seen a lot of spoiled kids. It looks like in China the parents are not very patient with them.
– A cosmetic leg, please. And put that snotface back to grave!
@DnT. This is called: Making the best of der Wurst.
UFOs – Unidentifiable Food Objects.
Cosmetic meat? No, thanks. It was disgusting enough to use sugar and honey for exfoliation. 😡
Ah, how time fries!
You surface wicker basket you!
I like Neko Mimi des!
SpongeBob Square Lard. Rotten kids. What is better than lifes story?
Cosmetic meat fries cat ear, which pulls out the rotten child to the surface of a wicker basket lao, filled mith lard and mushroom chicken.
(All logical bits assembled and confused by Programmer’s Urine Shrimp)
Another successful Caesarean section performed by acclaimed obstetric surgeon Doctor Edwin Fries!
“You want Fries pulls out rotten child with that?”
Up next: River Soaked Pig of Unknown Origin.
I enjoy any menu that makes corndogs and deep fried Twinkies look like health food.
I don’t want to know what the first three spongcakes were made with, do I?
The rotten child fries can’y be much worse than the “tiny black Easter Bunny eggs”.
No doubt about it Chef. You really are the cat’s ears.
I tried to sponge cake, but Marie Antionette gave me biscuits instead.
Just the kids menu.
Next menu has that traditional Chinese dish: Drau ning cow.
The spongecake is a lie and the lard is a mith.
Of course you are
My bright little star
I’m miles and miles and miles
Pretty files of your rotten childs
And now to suit
Our great computer
You’re cosmetic meat!