I dare you to ride this

What about adult cowards?

Notice the big splotch of chicken dookie in the middle of the sign.

Chinese Roulette price: 6 bullets per cylinder for each person

@jjhitt: or is that blood spatter?

Warning: This train uses live ammunition.

Gutless wonders

WARNING: Shooting people without permission is prohibited

D’ya fell lucky, punk?

2. You should enter the playground in full protective armor. Next of Kin notification cards are available over by the swing set.

Crazed, lily-livered pantywaists need not apply.

I’ve been hit by this train. Fortunately, it missed!

Also known as the Pain Train.

For cowards we have the special BB tram over here…

Spartans! Tonight we play in Hell!

People who finished the ride would be award with the Medal of Courage by the State.

You must be this brave to ride this train.

Homie don’t play that game…and neither does children, cowards, epileptics and those with the “mental disease”.

How does one train a bullet?

“Okay, bullet, go for the coward.”

Person who has dental disease please don’t bite the bullet

Cowards should take the Nerf Ball Train instead.

Change here for the Midnight Meat Train

Read this out loud in a ‘Hanz and Franz’ accent

There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. From the looks of that sign, you not only cross the line, your blood gets splattered on it too.

”Murder on the Oriental Express”?

Yuan to play?

Since church this morning, I’m a confirmed coward.

Muddle on the Orient Express !

Chickenhawks should be accompanies by a Black Hawk or two.

In China, trains miss YOU!

Say hello to my little friend!

Who knew that the Chinese were fluent in Ebonics.

You have a 5 year old, an epileptic, a coward, and a person with a mental disease on a train… “I want to play a game…”

In a marketing blunder, the game originally came out as “Whack ‘Em and Stack ‘Em.

Can two adult cowards accompany each other?

I no insane, always wear jacket that closes in back, very comfortable. No coward, I try anything. Please no take away…

Finally! A playground not wanting the child and the coward in you.

Goes at 500 miles per hour!

Oh crap, they want to build one of those here!! I ain’t playin that game.