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So the page lives in a house or a coat…
Our website: w.w.w.dot.com
Lift the hair of the page to reveal a fire escape door. If you still don’t see it, lift the front of his coat. If he’s wearing a condominium, you’re safe. Please note that.
♫ In-Out. Notify about.
Do-oo-oo the hokey pokey….♫
Never miss a period
Those hairy page condominiums should seriously consider a depilation treatment.
Oh. I’m definitely. Informed. All right.
You have no chance to survive — make your time.
Fire escape notice. Engrish instead of
I want to learn this language, it seems to have a VERY simple grammar.
– What goes up and down, in and out?
– Security guard!
Making fire doors out of coats just did not work well.
Thus, please be confused.
– I’m the fire escape door! Open the front of the coat, or I’ll lift your hair!
This warning. Brought to you by. William! Shatner!
Do you feel. Lucky. Punk.
“Ref.No.Life@HK-008/2554”. Ok, no life. On some astronomical body known as HK-008/2554? In Hong Kong on the eighth day of 2554? Or do the authors have no life, and HK-008/2554 is the number of their office?
I can guess I’m pretty much dead by this time.
“Connect the dots” has a whole new meaning to me now.
We can not speak English but it can not open the door either
In. case. of. fire. please. follow. the. dotted. line. to. the. fire. escape. door.
Thus! Please note! That! Exclamation! Marks are better than!!
PS: Instead of!
@ Droll not Troll: . . . – – – . . . !
Ref.No.Life.
OMG, we’re doomed!
Lift the hair of the page – she is Miss Rapunzel
When opening fire escape door, lift the front of the coat and take care not to Bangkok.
Take #2:
Confucius say: Man who lift front of coat to open fire escape door probably going to Bangkok.
♪ Lift the cinders from my hair… ♫
You’re. Screwed.
Reading this hurts my brain. It would be easier to buirn.
Don’t lifting the front of the coat from everybody
How to “accidentally” killed a yellow haired ladies in a burned out building.
Yoda? Is that you?
The fire door is in my pocket. No, not that one. Down there. Now grab the safety rope.
Apparently written . by. William. Shatner.
In occasion of fire, lifting of shirt and kissing of asset good-by.
Fire case in of: pick up security guard in out shake him all about, put him down and then lift front of his coat… and voila!
My friend Mark has some explaining to do.
This is the most longest way I’ve ever heard anyone say “death trap”.
cool
The hairy page condominium explodes the escape door
This. Company makes. No. Sense.
The fire escape door leads to Narnia.
Awwww…. but I love using Mark to get to the 2nd floor.
In-out, notify about, that’s what it’s all about!
To avoiding stifling. smoke. when explodes the fire. Stop. Blow your life. And. Roll.