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Photo courtesy of Shameem Sulaiman.
Found at money exchange counter in KL, Malaysia.
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Sign at the sperm bank.
Please satisfy yourself before leaving the counter
You don’t know how hard it is having octuplets!
Don’t satisfy your wife just in case.
And thank you
‘Come’ again, if you know what I mean.
-Apu
Minimum deposit amount – two teaspoons
No thanks, I don’t deal with dirty money.
Or else you may not come again
Those aren’t pictures of suns…they’re sperms fertilizing eggs.
Worst massage parlor ever.
Wash your pants somewhere else, we only do money laundering here.
Hmmm, money and satisfying oneself…is this some sort
of peepshow or reverse prostitution?
Don’t Play Satisfy Yourself in Park
Please only come here or you’re not well come
You MUST Be Satisfied!
Uh, miss, do you think you might do the satisfying for me? I have a pair of kneepads in my backpack. I always carry them because, well, you never know!
I found another one in China.
https://engrish.com/2013/02/if-you-blink-youll-miss-it/
I didn’t know anyone was counting! Is there a prize for maximum number of orgasms?
♫ She’ll be coming round the counter when she comes ♫
This must be the Quickie Mart.
Been there, done that, left the counter.
I’m okay with self-service gas pumps, but I’m not so keen on these self-service brothels.
The guy behind me gives me a strange feeling
NOTE: Come twice, come third time for free!
I can’t take this kind of pressure.
And they wonder why the janitors keep quitting.
WARNING: Faking without permission is prohibited
Darn… I didn’t know I was in the self-service line.
OUR MOTTO: Coming soon!
I am Ben Dover, and I approve this sign.
Who knows, other customers might want to have what you’re having.
Does the waitress come with dessert?
No! But she gets a bit puffed on busy nights.
Oh, and do you want fries with that?
Sorry, foreign exchange is at the next counter. This is the sperm bank.
Oh, I’ll come again alright.
All your seeds are belong to us
That counter has a hole for a reason…
You just can’t get good counter assistance abroad.
Show your ”credit card” for a free towel
There’s always such a long waiting line at this place…
If you are a male customer, please ´´cum´´ before leaving the counter.
Terima Kasih. Thank you and ´´cum´´ again.