If you blink you’ll miss it

If you blink you’ll miss it

posted on 6 Feb 2013 in Chinglish

I’m not going anywhere goodbye.

Photo courtesy of Trey Cannon.
Taken in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Turn left at “Say What?”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

When you see “You are HERE” on the map, you can believe it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Come again?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Welcome to Flatland — Triangle Ordinance Enforced.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Line County County Line

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

And she did!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Now Leaving — Next Three Exits

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Sign outside the Suck Ho building.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Welcome to Come Again — Family Planning Clinic
Welcome to Get The Hell Out — Divorce Lawyer

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Also, repeatedly fall into water

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Its all over me

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Who’s on first?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Oops, I did it again

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Goodbye to go again

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Some people just can’t get enough.

Andreas
Andreas
11 years ago

So nice to see, that Apu Nahasapeemapetilon has a second job as a translator for chinese companies.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

It looks like “Hello Goodbye” has a Chinese draft.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

That’s what you get for trying to sneak in through the exit.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Best little whorehouse in China.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Looks like an open and shut case.

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

Ya’ll come back, now get out!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

NOTE: We will say this only twice

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay, I came to say
I must be going.
I’m glad I came but just the same
I must be going.

I’ll stay a week or two,
I’ll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Just when I thought I was there.

Bella
Bella
11 years ago

Goodbye cya yesterday!

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

‘The multiple orgasm specialist’

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

That will cost you extra.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Short time fee, does not include that.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Asian ladies are sooo sexy you do. Again and again and again,.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

”Come Again” – The land of white-ish vehicles and pixelated people

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

AND NO DRINKING. The people in the foreground are obviously pissilated. They have gone all blurry.

Atli
Atli
11 years ago

The Kwik-E-Mart’s Asian subsidiary.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Come back again when you can’t stay so long.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

It’s not often you find a bordello that offers free refills.

Snickers
Snickers
11 years ago

I’ll blast you to Kingdom Come Again.

4d3fect
4d3fect
10 years ago

Hello! I must be going!

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