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Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves.
Asahi put them in a 12 oz bottle.
Just the time for something free, wonderful, hot and black
Looks like Wonda’s divorce has been finalized.
From the makers of ‘I’m Curious – Yellow’.
I’m sorry, you’re just not my type
You free? I wonda…
At last! It’s about time they abolished slavery on coffee plantations.
You’re free! Is that asahi of relief?
I’m expecting a genie to come out of this bottle.
*Insert “I like my women the way I like my coffee” joke here*
What do you mean, I need to pay for my coffee? It says it’s free!
Unsurprisingly, the bottles labeled “I’m ¥250” taste a lot better.
It’s not as honest, but it’s certainly more marketable than “I’m Addicted”.
– Free to go, please.
I like my women the way I like my coffee: dark, bitter, and free.
“And I’m waiting for you to follow me”
Wonda sykes in a bottle? Don’t open it!
The Black Wonda Copper.
Just what morning TV needs – A black super-hero.
I hate to tell you this Tojo. That’s not coffee in the can.
Also available in ”Freebucks” all around the world
Except Oprah, that is.
“Well, not exactly free, but… available.”
Must be that coffee-free caffeine
Once you go brack, you don’t go black.
‘Only sold in the new food and drink dept of Grace Brothers’
Most stolen coffee, has built in alibi.
it’s decaf? It should be called I’m SLEEPY.
Asahi – the bottom end of the market
As it is free, do what the sign says: TAE KWAN DO!
Mr Humphries! Are you free?
If the “Wonda I’m free” spelled out in katakana on the bottle doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.
Stevie Wonda coffee?
♫ ‘Cause I’m free to do what I want any old time,
So love me, hold me, love me, drink me ♫
@Mark. By the younger Mr. Grace.
I’m not free. I’m just abandoned.
@Chris…
“..and freedom tastes of Asahi!”
Why does this look like the Co-Schisandra bottle?
Open the damn bottle and let poor Wonda out already!
I wonda – who wrote the book of love?
DJANGO UNBOTTLED
Photo courtesy of K. Williams.
the black is now free