Try “HIM” over there…

Try “HIM” over there…

posted on 2 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kagemusha 影武者.
Sign found in Du Fu Park, Chengdu, China.

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GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Also don’t get any funny ideas about what that hole could be used for

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

♫ I touch no-one and no-one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I sitting on ”THEE”! ‘Cause I’m Coffee, and I’m FREE!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you want to fanny about, please go elsewhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”You” are stoned.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I like to be on top, it gives me the holelistic experience.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

But I’m tired! Oh, forget it. Rocks only think about “THEMSELVES”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You suggest I Lying?!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Gee, I didn’t know rocks could be so sensitive.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

In Communist China, rocks sitting on “YOU”!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Disobey this sign and your ass is grass!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Sorry… I confused you with someone else.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Whoever made this sign was off their rock(er).

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Not in this photo: next to this rock was a grizzly bear which the sign was referring to.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Why is the rock so tetchy? Maybe it got its paleolithic period.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

To the tune of The Spanish Lady.

♫When I went out in the pale moonlight,
Round about a quarter to three,
Who should I see but the Chinese lady,
Who came over and sat on me♪

♫First she squeezed, and then she squirmed,
And then she bounced both up and down,
There’s none to equal the Chinese lady,
Doing her thing in the pale moonlight♪

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

“Are you a plumber?”

‘Yes I am.’

“That’s a great relief.”

‘Why?’

“You’ve left a 18″ pipe wrench in your pocket.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It feels it if sitting!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Does this rock make my butt look big?

Drew
Drew
10 years ago

Please sitting on “You”

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Ok, then I shall sit on HIM

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

It’s a ROCK. Why NOT sit on it? What’s the harm? This is just too much regulation. If a rock is sculpted to look like a chair function, and then requires a sign to prevent that sitting, this is a classic epic FAIL.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT. Designed for the Plasticene Man from the Lithographic Age.

The Fonz
The Fonz
9 years ago

Sit on IT !

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