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Commercial poo, what will they think of next

This delivery bag was pood by our bag pooer. Enjoy!

Sounds better than Poo Fighters!

What kind of arsehole is producing these?

I can’t be foo’d that easily

Pood or Baad?

It’s bad enough to get a bag with a hole in it, but a hole with a bag in it………?

I Tawt I Taw A Poody Tat.

Gives a whole new meaning to “brown bagging”.

From the same producer of Popsicle Pee

Poo to you in 20 minutes or you get it free!

Air freshener not included.

“Open the pood bay door, HAL.”

Knock knock.
Who’se there?
Pood
Pood who?
♫ Do that Pood Who that you do so well.. ♫

– Hello, delivery? Where’s my Winnie the Pood?

To be left burning on the grumpy old man’s front porch.

When ordering, just ask for bag number 2.

Well, this brings a whole new dimension to the concept “doggie bag”.

Maid in Rubber

Pood bag. Because sometimes, sick bags can’t help you properly.

15″x12″x12″? Somebody had a big breakfast!

Our delivery is past and requires no additional pee

I would prefer my Maid in latex.

Have you noticed? Airline sick-bags have advertising on the outside.

I’d have thought they would have put it on the inside, where you can read it. Because I can assure you, no one would be looking at the advertising on the outside, while you are using it.

The foodle I ordered bit me!

For when you order the poo-pood platter.

NO! BAD JUNIOR! BAD JUNIOR!

That explains the bags people carry while walking their dogs and use to pick up whatever their doggies pood.

Actually just what’s needed for all the ‘roo poo, moo poo, chook poo and horse poo that’s advertised by farms in Australia.

Maids to rub?

Learn to sfell froferly, you Pool !

Apparently they now have bags especially made for filling with pood and lighting on fire on someone’s doorstep…

I’ve heard that often happens during natural deliveries, but I didn’t know hospitals used a specific product just for that.

The bar code makes more sense!

Wouldn’t we all like to send this to a (very mean) someone in our lives?

Actually a pood is an old unit of weight used in Russia and thereabouts, a bit over 16 kg. I’m pretty sure that they didn’t mean that, though, and that the bag wouldn’t hold a pood of most things.