Have a safe trip

Practise safe slide. Use a well-lubricated condom.

All banana peels in this area have been authorised by the Department of Public Safety.

Or you will be punished

Please take your shoes off

No kung fu kicking

Be sure to break your hip in exactly the right place.

……. if you must play baseball indoors.

– Could you slide a bit to the left, please? I’m trying to fall.

No untidy injuries please. Thank you.

Signed, Legal Department

Please restrict fatalities to low traffic areas. Clean up after yourselves.

No bleeding on the freshly washed floors.

Unless you’re trying to break up a double play.

Do not damage our freshly oiled floors.

Mack Sennett

This is what happens when you walk along staring only at your iPood…

Too many people have hurt themselves trying to learn that trendy new “electric” dance, so the management had to take action.

Don’t drink slide

There’s a signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Harlem Shake Zone…

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

I’ll just carefully watch the whole slideshow from a distance

Instructions:

1. Slide in
2. Slide out

If you don’t do it carefully, we won’t let it slide…

Please do not outslide

This is a liability-free zone.

That’s what Sub Zero does to win his fights.

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Break-dancing prohibited.

Then buttocks-up!

The guy on the sign is going to have a tough time when he finishes imitating the 2nd Chinese character and moves on to the 3rd.

Check our women’s wear department for our new fall colors.

This message is brought to you from your friends at Dr. Lights’ labs!

and ignore the Friction.

…and you will be there in no time !!

Please play soccer and hurt yourself

You could recklessly fall.