I’ll have mutton LIGHT

I’ll have mutton LIGHT

posted on 27 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just a light snack…

Photo courtesy of Alicia Brown.
Found in Istanbul, Turkey. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Silence of the Lamps”: Turkey edition

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Battery-operated fleshlight.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– How would you like your lamp, Sir?
– ON!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Light in four colors

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Sorry, no dark meat.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Bit light on the veg

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So its not chicken

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Yeah, they are not kidding, there are two spot lights in the plate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Whatever turns it on …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You need to order 24 hours in advance. Boiling meat over a lamp takes a while.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Tong: Three! ;p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s that modern LED (= Lamb Emitting Diode) lamp!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

I love lamp.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock : If the animal gets old enough it emits ewe-V radiation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! I ordered my lamp without flies!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Actually, it never gets old enough. According to Monty Pythons, lamp’s (or sheep’s) life basically consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Aziz! More lamb!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

The lightbulb-powered Easy-Boil stove was the failed successor to the much better-known Easy-Bake Oven.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Can you hear them Clairese?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: A few months is all it takes for a lamb to mature. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That’s right. Battery farms not included.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Waiter, a boiled Turk please !

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

This lamb didn’t speak English – and so the mistake went by unnoticed.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The new Jenny Craig Turkish lite meals.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Would you care for a lamp, Sir?
– No, thank you. I can sea food very well.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

♪It’s as dark as a dungeon way down in the mine♪

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

No lamp thanks. I’ll have crap.

Johnny Cache
Johnny Cache
10 years ago

Is this halogen meat? (see 11/20/2011)

Classic Steve
10 years ago

So that’s what Brick meant when he said, “I love lamp!”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

PNG joke.
Little Gooma said at school. My daddy eats light-bulbs.
Teacher asks; “How come?”
Young Gooma replies; “The other night when daddy and mommy were in bed, I heard daddy say: “Yu meri. Yu lusim light nau, mi laik kaikai.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Two girls were eating dinner when one says to the other; “you look a little pale my dear.”

The second one replies; “It must be the light.” Pointing to a huge candle in the middle of the table.

“Oh! You poor dear.” replies the first one; “You should use a smaller one next time.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Johnny C: No! It’s Iodine light.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Johnny C. Halogen (Ger) = Iodine (Eng) (In case you didn’t already know)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do Androids Dream Of Boiled Meat?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Turkey Lamps are delicious!

Bob T
Bob T
10 years ago

Served with red and yellow LED sauce.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Photons. It’s what’s for dinner.

emily
emily
10 years ago

Also available, button in tomato sauce……

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

The boiled meat (lamp) has been contaminated with flashlights

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

Can I have fluorescent curly fries with that?

Danco
Danco
10 years ago

They also made a mistake in the Russian translation too. Egglpant in Russian should be Baklazhany, not bakladjany

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

I’m Rushin’ to eat some.

Doctor Q
10 years ago

If the lights go out in your restaurant, you always have this handy.

LuvlyJubly
10 years ago

Now Alladin, rub the lamp now !

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