It puts the lotion on the…

Don’t worry. She’s carefooty.

Care your own deer!

Onanists beware.

It’s even better if you apply the skin cream before rubbing the horny.

The spirit is horny, but the skin is weak.

I don’t care the foot message.

I am a bit confused, do I apply the cream on my foreskin by hand, or you will put it on for me with your foot?

I’ve been rubbing the old horny since I was nine. Hasn’t done a thing for my feet.

If the horny is a foot or more, you need the special economy size pack of this special product.

If the horny remains after four hours, please apply ice water to the hard part.

I have a new horny every morning after waking up.
Is there a skin cream for it?

You’d better not use soap on your horny, even if your skin is weak.
Trust me, the consequences are hideous.

The Old Horny, isn´t that Charlie Harper ?

Brought to you by Buffalo Bill squeegees!

Fale nursing thing

Consult a doctor if horny lasts over four hours.

In Soviet Russia, old horny rubs you!

I have a hard time getting my heels erect.

“Old horny.” A triceratops?

♫ On Top of Old Horny
All covered with cream ♫
I lost all of my weak skin
and my heel it does gleam♫♫

The toes will curl when you rub the old horny.

It’s that old horny devil called foots. (Ertha Kitt)

do not kick the horny

In an hour your feet will just need care again.

At my age, my foot does not get all that horny anymore.

Instructions for use of the Ped-o-file.

A hard man is good to find, a horny one is even better.

The only really horny man I can think of was the Minotaur.

@Salome. Very subtle. Taking it as: Latin: pes pedis = a foot. Instead of the Greek: paedis = a boy.

I think I’m going to start referring to my boyfriend as The Old Horny.

Rub the rhino lightly.

” It shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.”

Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.

If old horny rubs you irritation, just peel scab and rub skin creamily

Care the Old Horny easily