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I do not want it fried, I want it fired.
No wonder I was told that my pay was up in smoke all the time. All these time, I thought it meant that it was my fault for not spending it carefully.
Free food to the tourists from pilots’ oily salaries?
I usually cash the salary while frying nuts and freaks
Damn… I’m toast.
Gosh I wouldn’t get out of bed for that.
How much fried salary? Are we talking real dough or just peanuts?
I hope they tax the salary first, otherwise that would just be gross!
– Your Salary is ready, Sir.
– Thank you. Cash only – without nut, please.
Somebody told the cook he should put his money in oil.
When I said I wanted a job at a restaurant with a salary just for having hot meals I didn’t expect this…
I asked for a raise and all I got was a single cashew nut.
I’ll have the career du jour.
I fried salary.
It’s cash; u nuts?
If they substitute I O ew nut it only costs 10 yuan.
Instead of bringing home the bacon, have it fried with cashew nuts!
We have a retirement plan. It’s called “pickled in lemon juice”.
Hey, I ordered a vegetarian meal. This has bonus in it!
I got a raise! My salary used to be peanuts.
Chewed nuts? There went the salary.
Roasted remuneration please.
Funny how the salary costs much less than the sandwich.
@Classic Steve: The sandwich is a lot more bread.
Hey the chef’s nuts-grab ‘m!
– I’d like to pay, but my salary is fried. Do you accept French Fries?
My salary is not peanuts, it’s cashew nuts.
Next year I may start earning coconuts
Do you notice how they charge 16 yen to fry your salary.
My creditors do it for nothing.
They fry salary while pay you celery.
Will my salary be garnished?
@Bob. No but your weekly supply of celery will be garnisheed.
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