Just one week’s worth…

Just one week’s worth…

posted on 18 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Colleen Best.
Found on menu in Beijing Airport. 

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DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I do not want it fried, I want it fired.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

No wonder I was told that my pay was up in smoke all the time. All these time, I thought it meant that it was my fault for not spending it carefully.

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
11 years ago

Free food to the tourists from pilots’ oily salaries?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I usually cash the salary while frying nuts and freaks

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Damn… I’m toast.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Gosh I wouldn’t get out of bed for that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

How much fried salary? Are we talking real dough or just peanuts?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I hope they tax the salary first, otherwise that would just be gross!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Your Salary is ready, Sir.
– Thank you. Cash only – without nut, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Somebody told the cook he should put his money in oil.

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

When I said I wanted a job at a restaurant with a salary just for having hot meals I didn’t expect this…

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I asked for a raise and all I got was a single cashew nut.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’ll have the career du jour.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

I fried salary.
It’s cash; u nuts?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If they substitute I O ew nut it only costs 10 yuan.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Instead of bringing home the bacon, have it fried with cashew nuts!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

We have a retirement plan. It’s called “pickled in lemon juice”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Hey, I ordered a vegetarian meal. This has bonus in it!

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

I got a raise! My salary used to be peanuts.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Chewed nuts? There went the salary.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Roasted remuneration please.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Funny how the salary costs much less than the sandwich.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Classic Steve: The sandwich is a lot more bread.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Hey the chef’s nuts-grab ‘m!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– I’d like to pay, but my salary is fried. Do you accept French Fries?

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

My salary is not peanuts, it’s cashew nuts.

Next year I may start earning coconuts

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Do you notice how they charge 16 yen to fry your salary.

My creditors do it for nothing.

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

They fry salary while pay you celery.

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

Will my salary be garnished?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

@Bob. No but your weekly supply of celery will be garnisheed.

The Blob
The Blob
11 years ago

The best paper you’ve ever tasted!

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