Grilling is the only way to shut him up

Grilling is the only way to shut him up

posted on 20 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

“Stick a fork in me–I’m done!”

Photo courtesy of Elena Guseva.
 Found at a restaurant in Spain.

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DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Are you sure that’s lamb?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If you’re wondering about his strange accent, it’s the baaaad’s English.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Oh goody a talking sheep.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

He tells me he’s destined never to be a ram.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

And they’ll keep the heat on him until that pesky animal starts speaking Spanish!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Welcome to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

If I put your rips on the grill, you will speak anything too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I prefer silence of the lambs

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Sheri Lewis, is that you?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Must be close relatives of those England-France style flying sheep

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

He speaks English but he doesn’t understand it

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Shouldn’t he be speaking Greek?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

He learned it from a book.

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

‘That’s cool,’ said Zaphod, ‘we’ll meet the meat.’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Well, I tried their French fries but they couldn’t understand a single word I said.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

The Lamb Who Knew Too Much.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Husband and wife sitting together.
Husband, “You are beautiful. I love you! I can’t imagine my life without you.”
Wife, “Who’s talking? You or the lamb?”
Husband, “It’s me talking…… to the lamb.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

He mumbles, though. He must have learned english from Ram-bo.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Hey! That’s my grillfriend!

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
11 years ago

But you can plug your ears . . .

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

He said he’d never talk, but when we grilled him he sang like a bird.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

You find a rare talking animal and kill him? I suppose you’d make pate de foie gras from a golden goose, too.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

But does he speak Baaaasque?

CosmicHerbie
CosmicHerbie
11 years ago

The lamb’s a touch rare, it would seem.

Lobo
11 years ago

He likes to keep the chef entertained

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Miracles still exists. That is, until someone gets hungry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Try those Barbie Ribs from a Fashion Grill. So Hott!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I like the anonymous animal wqith gout from the Ranch D’Agenau in the Pyrenees.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Classic Steve.
If I found a sheep who talked, I’d kill the Baaastard too.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

When he’s put on a red hot grill, I’ll bet he sings in English.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Did you know all New Zealand sheep are called Marty.

pikapal
11 years ago

The French pretty much says the same thing. It says the lamb speaks French.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Pyrenean? Gk. pyr = fire

Does this mean he was set on fire first, somewhere.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Sparky.

Mary had a little lamb,
It ran around a gruntin’,
Her father got annoyed with this,
And kicked its gruntin’ — backside in very severely.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@DnT. I trhink Shakespeare just put a curse on you….From beyond the grave.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Algernon. I thought they only put his ribs on the grill.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

“Ple-e-e-ase Lisa, I thought you loved me-e-e-e! Lo-o-o-ved me-e-e-e!”

RT
RT
11 years ago

we also have the mr. t-bone, for you steak lovers.

unfortunately, he’ll keep telling you to quit yo jibba jabba

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Marum: Why would you kill a sheep that talked? Have you been making illegal ewe turns? 😛

Snickers
Snickers
11 years ago

Well I’m glad somewhere around her can speak English.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

The Silence of the Lamb Chops

nicholas
nicholas
10 years ago

no, the french on parle francais means we speak french – just that the we can refer to the lambs

GBBri
GBBri
10 years ago

Talking sheep? Lets go to the Stray Sheep

raeme67
10 years ago

Our food speaks volumes! But the Engrish is baaaaaad.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Baaaaaaaah! F@ck that hurts!!

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