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Are you sure that’s lamb?
If you’re wondering about his strange accent, it’s the baaaad’s English.
Oh goody a talking sheep.
He tells me he’s destined never to be a ram.
And they’ll keep the heat on him until that pesky animal starts speaking Spanish!
Welcome to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
If I put your rips on the grill, you will speak anything too.
I prefer silence of the lambs
Sheri Lewis, is that you?
Must be close relatives of those England-France style flying sheep
He speaks English but he doesn’t understand it
Shouldn’t he be speaking Greek?
He learned it from a book.
‘That’s cool,’ said Zaphod, ‘we’ll meet the meat.’
Well, I tried their French fries but they couldn’t understand a single word I said.
The Lamb Who Knew Too Much.
Husband and wife sitting together.
Husband, “You are beautiful. I love you! I can’t imagine my life without you.”
Wife, “Who’s talking? You or the lamb?”
Husband, “It’s me talking…… to the lamb.”
He mumbles, though. He must have learned english from Ram-bo.
Hey! That’s my grillfriend!
But you can plug your ears . . .
He said he’d never talk, but when we grilled him he sang like a bird.
You find a rare talking animal and kill him? I suppose you’d make pate de foie gras from a golden goose, too.
Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
But does he speak Baaaasque?
The lamb’s a touch rare, it would seem.
He likes to keep the chef entertained
Miracles still exists. That is, until someone gets hungry.
Try those Barbie Ribs from a Fashion Grill. So Hott!
I like the anonymous animal wqith gout from the Ranch D’Agenau in the Pyrenees.
@Classic Steve.
If I found a sheep who talked, I’d kill the Baaastard too.
When he’s put on a red hot grill, I’ll bet he sings in English.
Did you know all New Zealand sheep are called Marty.
The French pretty much says the same thing. It says the lamb speaks French.
Pyrenean? Gk. pyr = fire
Does this mean he was set on fire first, somewhere.
@Sparky.
Mary had a little lamb,
It ran around a gruntin’,
Her father got annoyed with this,
And kicked its gruntin’ — backside in very severely.
@DnT. I trhink Shakespeare just put a curse on you….From beyond the grave.
@Algernon. I thought they only put his ribs on the grill.
“Ple-e-e-ase Lisa, I thought you loved me-e-e-e! Lo-o-o-ved me-e-e-e!”
we also have the mr. t-bone, for you steak lovers.
unfortunately, he’ll keep telling you to quit yo jibba jabba
@Marum: Why would you kill a sheep that talked? Have you been making illegal ewe turns? 😛
Well I’m glad somewhere around her can speak English.
The Silence of the Lamb Chops
no, the french on parle francais means we speak french – just that the we can refer to the lambs
Talking sheep? Lets go to the Stray Sheep
Our food speaks volumes! But the Engrish is baaaaaad.
Baaaaaaaah! F@ck that hurts!!