Feel THIS

Feel THIS

posted on 26 Feb 2013 in Signs

I feel you selling me something…

Photo courtesy of Barton Soucy.
Spotted in Japan jewelry shop. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

That’s why we Engrish!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Much better than that Pyrenean lamb ribs on the grill.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Careful where you put those fingers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Unfortunately, I don’t speak Braille.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

No English required, I can understand body language just fine!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

For ¥3,800 you better do more than just feel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I have a long felt want.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Blow you? No, you have to go to the shoe store for that.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Now I understand why bling-bling is so popular.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Once for no, twice for yes, three times for OH GOD YES!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Let your fingers do the talking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

We can feel you will leave this shop with your Europe-America wallet empty!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

This must be a psychic store.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Can you feel me with your tonsils? No? Wait a second. . . . How’s that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Don’t touch me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

SALE: Buy one, feel FREE to buy two more!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Uh, this is not the sexual harassment pub, is it?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: That’s some deep…… conversation.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Are you sure this isn’t a Hungarian shop?

Crazy M
Crazy M
11 years ago

Molestation knows no language.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Pectolatra: No, it’s ”Simplelovebusiness”: We feel a little. You pay a lot.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I know that some cultures are easier about touching, but Japan?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If I wanted to get felt I’d go to the craft supply store.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

We can feel you… are welcome to come again!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

At first I was wondering why everyone in the shop was so afraid of me, and then I realized that “feel” was a misspelled word.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST!

virushunter
11 years ago

Jewelry by Helen Keller.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Have a delightful with our dumb whores

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

And we can read you like an open wallet

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

‘Please feel me’.

BFS
BFS
11 years ago

Trial ballon slogan for the new TSA ad campaign.

d17nk
d17nk
11 years ago

YO Dang, you feeling me? I feel you too, Dawg! Na min YO!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

We can feel it for you wholesale.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I feel like its gonna be a very good night.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

♪ See me, feel me, touch me, bill me ♪

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

♪ Feelings ♪

Megan
Megan
10 years ago

Hey, at least body language is universal!

TheMissingNTLDR
TheMissingNTLDR
10 years ago

sounds scary..

Flurng
Flurng
10 years ago

I feel, ya, Blo!

Erika
10 years ago

We look forward to feeling you again.

Doctor Q
10 years ago

We feel your pain! It must be hard to read What We is saying!

Cindi
Cindi
10 years ago

Oh no, no, no groping please! I just wandered in looking for some cheap souvenirs for the inlaws.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

You want to tell me you only write English?!

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