Never without her permission

They mightn’t like it

Failing to not enter the opposite sex in the room will result in a slappin’ you’ll never forget!

No mention about same sex. Gay people are free to do what they want!

Just enter the opposite sex at the entrance.

But to take off my life jacket has me decline

If you do, the opposite sex may take off her shoes the Iraqi way.

It’s hard to resist a maid in Japan

If I can’t enter her or eat her, what can I do? I know. I’ll indulge in a little foot-fetishism.

Exactly what are we not supposed to eat in a lounge?

It seems possible to violate all these prohibitions in a single act.

Will the last person to leave my girl friend please turn the lights off.

What part of EXIT ONLY do you not understand, buddy?

“You have to be size 8 or larger for this ride.”

WARNING: You’ve been entered!

Please to use outside.

Is it at least allowed to eat on the street with my shoes on, and just watch the whole show through the window?

– How would you like your sex, Sir?
– Medium-opposite, please.

Worst brothel ever.

So hand jobs in the room are allowed?

You say not in the room, but the last time I tried that outside people got REALLY upset.

Don’t eat in a lounge, all they serve is lizard meat.

Enter The Dragon!

don’t lounge, stand or sit up straight before eating.

When the Duke of Wellington strode into the room and entered Lady Hamilton, I hope he took his boots and spurs off first.

S & M means never having to say you are sorry.

Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

Don’t enter the opposite sex in the room,

but enter the same sex at the backroom.

Just do it in the lounge.

It’s the Annual Anorexic Barefoot Gay Orgy!

Fortunately I have no intention to do so whatsoever.

In other words, don’t come inside.

Enter the opposite sex the back door only.