It’s adout time!

Never doubt the parrot’s decision.

Also, take off your shoes, do not eat this product, and do not ride the opposite sex.

They lost me at parrot.

my kids have PLETY of adility

Whatever it is I’m sure it’s a lot safer for Bennys’ kids
than his choice of a Boxing career.

Benny “the Kid” Paret was a Cuban welterweight boxer,
he tragically died in 1962 in what is considered to be the first ring death witnessed by a national television audience. – R.I.P

The More You Know

Always check the child’s agility, ability and adility. If they show signs of anility that’s no child.

Paret? Is it a Norwegian blew?

Darn diddly adility, this parent sure as heck won’t let his
kids ride a product with rules this confusing, no siree-bob.
Roddy, Toddy we’re gettin’ out of God-Forsaken Japanese playground!

It looks like a body bag, creepy…
The big chain next to it doesn’t help with the creepiness factor.

And their ability to spell.

You must be this adle to ride this product.

@iLock: I guess it’s a souvenir of some paret’s decision. 😈

OK, Polly. My kid is waiting on you. Do you want a cracker or don’t you?

The manufacturer’s parent company also makes crackers.

I took a pareting class once, but I only repeated back what they told me so I could pass, and really didn’t learn much.

Must be some sort of Pirate ride. Arrrr….

My best guess from looking at the photo is that the ‘ride’ consists of a motorbike with a large iron chain attached to it. What could possibly go wrong?

Why would it be a parrot’s decision?

a·dil·i·ty (dl)
n.
The ease to which one is addled, confused, muddled.

Some parets are not adle to decide for their children.

And child’s decision to allow his or her paret to ride this product should NOT be based on paret’s maturity, skill and adility to follow rules.

My paret is still a child

Should be OK. Baby Parrots are very smart.

This game is played with a huge anchor chain , a heavy duty plastic bag and a swimming pool. Each of these objects by themselves are perfectly safe. What could go wrrong?

Polly want’s instructions readable are.

If you have a mature and skilled child, get them to proof-read your notices

– paret
– parent
– parenthest

Hey Kids!
Who wants a ride on the Product?!

@Pectolatra and Nonsuch Ned:
Take the child in the Product.
Fall into water carefully!

The paret of the child, hereafter referred to as the to as the parety of the first paret, will assume total responsibility for the adility of the child, hereafter referred to as the parety of the second paret, …….yada yada yada……

It may seem obvious to you, but it’s not aparet to me.

I bet that the parrots looked at this sign and told their children to run for their safety.