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posted on 9 Jan 2013 in Bags/Packaging

Because what you can’t see can hurt you

Photo courtesy of Chloe Holmes.
Found on packaging for compact kitchen timer. 

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DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

In other words, this kitchen timer will not kick your ass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Umm… scratching my back?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

This timer tells how long your alien abduction lasted.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

That depends on who is talking…

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just keep your hands of mine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

We also give 5 years warranty on our advanced exploder time bomb. You can test a free sample in privacy of your home, office or vacation.

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

They look like prisoners’ files…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t enter the opposite sex through the back door

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

My backside deserves the very best careful use.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I live for the day a man will whisper this in my ear.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Trust me. Even careless use and handling of my backside would be the most fun I’ve had in years.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Memories of my prostate examination.

BFS
BFS
11 years ago

Lack of careul use and handling of your backside will cause you decline.

Dervrak
Dervrak
11 years ago

It would be funnier if it wasn’t on the wall of the prison showers….

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
11 years ago

There is even more careful use and handling of your frontside.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It carefules!

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

They’ve degraded from legitimate advertising to outright butt kissing.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

@Pectrolata: Or whisper it in your rear…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Please be gentle; it’s my first timer.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

The Spanish appears to be saying the exact same thing. Maybe it’s not a mistake.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Just relax, this won’t hurt a bit….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Careful farts never exit

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

No ifs or buts.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Pectolatra. That thought certainly raised my….Errr….Spirits.

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

Now, bend over, turn your head and cough!

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

Warning: Do not place in a lounge.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Always cover your ass!

coffeebot
11 years ago

carefully go back to your behind

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Yes but I still don’t know how I got this
unexplained hemorrhoid.

Ale Rojas
Ale Rojas
11 years ago

Even the Spanish is bad

Cantor
Cantor
11 years ago

So use a condom…

raeme67
11 years ago

We would never handle your backside in an uncareful way, so leave all your backside handling needs to us!

Arts
Arts
11 years ago

Gives new meaning to CYA!

Doctor Q
11 years ago

Donald Duck, that means you!

rocha
rocha
10 years ago

scratch your backside carefully

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