Snow joke

Snow joke

posted on 10 Jan 2013 in Signs

The one on the left is homery…

Photo courtesy of R. Wallace.
Photo taken at Hakuba Ski Resort, Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Your beard must be this long —
to enter this ride.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just beware of the yellow bits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

No frags on srope, no srarom.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Leady?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The Bad Hair Gang on vacation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– They’re white and fall from the sky in winter. What are they?
– Snow freaks!

Rm
Rm
11 years ago

brrrrrrrr… it’s vely cord …

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Hello big boy! I’m Cecil, your official nut groomer for today.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Well groomed experts go to the Versache Slops.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@algernon. If the slopes are that wild, the brown bits require care too.

coffeebot
11 years ago

…unress you have a rearry good hearth pran

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

BEWARE THE AVALANCHE FALLS.

And he was.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Could I have some Russian dressing with that expert on ry?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

We have to stay up here on this freezing frickin’ mountain away from everybody because we haven’t bathed in weeks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Snowbearding is just one of our hobbies

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

It’s Gloomed by our expelt onry.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Razors, hair trimmers, soap, and make-up must be handed in at the entrance.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Bunny hill just glumpy. (but well groomed)

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

Darn thos gaijins!!!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

You know, you’re pronouncing it wrong.
The correct pronunciation is “Shreeing.”

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

When the guy on the far right sees where his glove is in the photo, he’ll be dad-blasted onry!

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Take a slide on the wild side

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Mommy! I see white people!

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

A chirry rooking crowd…

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better
10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
2. Lessons are available from anyone
1. Abundance of virgin territory

Patricia Yarrow
Patricia Yarrow
11 years ago

A crassic!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I think the bloke on the right, needs to go in a hurry.

ManaUser
ManaUser
11 years ago

That’s one orny slope, an’ it don’t look none too well groomed neither, pardner.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

♫ Onry the ronery (Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) ♫

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Epic fair

Davey08
Davey08
11 years ago

♫It’s rike I tord you. Onry the ronery can pray,♫

jk
jk
11 years ago

I started to go with them, but the rift rines were too rong.

raeme67
10 years ago

So don’t piss him off, okay?

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