No, I’m not ready…

Ignorance is bliss when you can’t pee

Ur an ality its so knowledged based.

What a pissuer.

The thinking man’s urinal??

Obviously, Korean Pumbers have never heard of “S” bends.

Luckily, I was born with non-hairy style

Canopy (can-o-pee) = A disease suffered by elderley scotsmen.

No. I will not cherish the public utilities.

Is that shirt ready to be peed on?

Don’t bring your knowledge to the urinal, you’ll start a brain drain.

I’m not knowledgeable enough to make my shaving work stylishly up to date, so I guess I’m not ready yet …

Shaving = male toilet-bowling thing

Ready or not, at least it will be hard to miss!

I admit my style has gotten pretty hairy lately, but could I just trim it instead of shaving?

I get it. I do get pissed when men don’t shave their style.

Urine trouble now!

Is it necessary to flush the toilet to press the button to shave my style?

There must be a style stick for that.

Use knowledge to shave your style and you’ll be flushed with success.

Warning: shaving your style on knowledge can cause severe electric shock. Or perhaps that’s what you need.

I’ve been doing it wrong.

Did somebody hire a Wet Work man?

Knowledge IS power!
Yeah, but what does that have to do with urinals
and shaving your style?

Urine is removed with the stick and refreshingly.

Definitely more than toilet. But is it delicious and happy?

Shave my what?

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, have a truly devout piss.

My body is ready!

wow, i never knew South Koreans shaved in urinals!

Oh well, I’ve got only one . . .

R. Mutt

Then just shower and you’re done… hey! What did you do in that urinal?

@Seventy2rd o clock: Is it necessary to flush the toilet to press the button to shave my style?

Only if you can do it in two infinitives or less 😉

Ready, set, pee on your shoe!

The new Korean triple-head floating shaver!
Just wait till you see their new toothbrush!

Hipster urinal instructions

What have these schools been teaching you kids?