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Goes well with carrots
My mem
ories
are distort
ed
4 Pcs of what?
I thought stuff being spread out in a mouth was something for yesterday’s Engrish.
This aint your Momma’s carrot cake.
Brace yourself, honey. This is going to spread out in your mouth . . . big time!
Yeah, I remember when we used to go to Wrigley and Navy Pier and Uno’s Pizza. Those were the days in the Windy City!
Mama used Father’s house cakeware to make spread.
Sorry, gotta go. Going to spread some carrots in my mouth.
I have no childhood memories of anything spreading out in a mouth. That kind of thing came later.
Your cakeware is outdated. Version 134 is now available for download straight into your mouth.
Just wait until # 135. Then the fun begins!
Aren’t house cakes made of concrete? Carrots don’t give them enough reinforceent.
Suppressed chi ldhood memories mabe.
Buy 4pcs, get 2 carrots. It’s going to spread around.
I don’t have any fond childhood memories of carrot slices being cut into fun little shapes because we didn’t have veggie cutters like this when I was a kid. All we had were veggie peelers. But they were only used on holidays. And we were lucky to even have vegetables, most of the time we ate wood and rocks, and we had to hike fifty miles to school every day through blizzards and bla bla bla…
It looks like Lora prefers the “The Taste of Adult”
https://engrish.com/2012/04/served-with-unfulfilled-dream-er-cream/
So, spreading out things in someone’s mouth is the 134th step?
I actually know some men who would face it as the first.
Cake-wear: is it the dessert sequel to the meat dress?
wow. this is a bad one. when i was a chi ldren my dad wanted me to swallow, but i spit it on floor. another fucking incestuous pedophile writes history
♫Someone left my cake out in the rain♫
Who said there are only 101 different ways?
Memory
All alone with the cake ware
I can smile at the old days
It was sweet way back then then
I remember the chi ldhood with carrots and things
Let the memory live again
It is delicious house cake.
You must eat it.
it’s a cake making ware, it wont spread out in your mouth
Mommmm! This cake is making me feel strange….I’m seeing some weird shit!